Epic rap battles of history – Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 Lyrics
[Prologue: EpicLLOYD as Adolf Hitler]
Vader... This is your last chance... Battle me... or die...[NicePeter as announcer)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
[Verse 1: Adolf Hitler]
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls in your face! A war on two fronts!
This Fuhrer crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sell out, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad, asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!
[Verse 2: NicePeter as Darth Vader]
Let me paint you a picture, son
Portrait of a bitch after World War I
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got them fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got them fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
[Verse 3: Ray William Johnson as Boba Fett]
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock a microphone- *Willhelm scream*
[Verse 4: Adolf Hitler]
Ah, sieg hell no!
You're not going to cheat me Mister Sunglasses All The Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you all in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf!... Hitler...
EEEEEEPIC RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!
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