Fonz-E Mak – Hitchhiker's Guide =) Lyrics

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[Verse 1: Fonz-E Mak]
Look, my homie said he'd pick me up if I could cover his gas
Now with the quickness I gotta come up with the cash
I ask my momz for the cash if I take out all the trash

She'll throw the kid twenty bucks and towards the door I dash
Of course I laugh telling the story to my homies
We always keep it real, thumbs down if you phony but uh
Ima smooth, real cool type of guy
And if you tryna find a ride then use this type of guide
Rule number one, pay attention understand
Cuz if you tryna find a ride make sure you gotta plan
Find a ride and a back up
Please have a back up
Cuz if yo ride goes AWOL then homie that sucks
Stale face, dash-underscore-dash
See I was schoolin' these lil dudes before class
That was a random line , yeah I admit
But you gotta peep this breakdown cuz Im about to rip it
I rhyme whatever line comes to my mind when I be rhymin'
My life is like a sex scene with cartoons combinin'
And Ima make make it, knock on wood
Gimme a red bone with some freckles dawg and I'm all good
The rap Flapjack is back with the black Gilligan
Your best verse is worse than the smell of Bacterian
Aw, you ain't get it dawg?
Then gone google Dragonball
And can I get a ride, I'm just askin', dawg

[Hook: Fonz-E Mak]
We hitchhikin', cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive
And to be honest with you, I ain't got no will to drive
(x2)
We hitchhikin'
Go an' put ya thumbs up
(x2)
We hitchhikin' cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive
And to be honest with you, I ain't got no will to drive

[Verse 2: Fonz-E Mak]
Now rule number two is mad easy to do
And 'til I get my point across I'm not leaving this booth
Call somebody up that likes you who also has a whip
And tell em that you wanna hang out for a bit
But say wait, I gotta get some from my friend crib
You get so tired of waiting they tell you bye and then split
Now look you where you wanted to be
And lowkey you just got that ride for free
Now rule three is the rule that you need to remember
Never ever try to walk around Chicago in the winter

Rule four is more, simple to do
If you listening I'm , talking to you
Go ahead and use your feet dawg cuz thats what they were made for
If you dont feel like walking lil homie then you can skateboard
I know cats who do sick tricks like kickflips
or
Smooth dudes who get a ride from their mistress or
Baby mama and you can too
But is a ride really worth all of that drama, Ima
Play it cool cuz thats all that I can do
Gone put ya thumbs up like you was giving your approval
I reside in the place of ya mind
Where the dopest of rhymes you will be able to find
Thats why I'm , excited
So I guess on the way to success , I guess I'm hitchhiking

[Hook 2: Fonz-E Mak]
We hitchhikin', cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive
And to be honest with you, I ain't got no will to drive
(x2)
We Hitchhikin'
Go an' put ya thumbs up
(x2)
We hitchhikin' cuz I ain't got no wheel to drive
And to be honest with you I ain't got no will to drive

Yeah, uhn, we hitchhikin', uhn, we hitchhikin'
Uhn, uh, Fonz-E Mak case yall didn't know
Calez on the boards
Ju on the boards yeah
MF DOOM on the beat, a lil special herbs, jheah
Talmbout, yup, yup
And we coastin'

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