Even God needs Wifi
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Even God needs Wifi Lyrics
The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other
Something about The Boy’s bloodshot eyes make Dude 2 feel uneasy. Standing up, Dude 2 points the barrel of his gun at The Boy
DUDE 2
I’m not fucking around; I know about the hackz drive you have. Everything else here, this chronic, your friends, your house; all of it is unimportant
The Boy looks closer at Dude 2. Something about him seems familiar, but he doesn’t recognize him. Maybe from a dream...?
DUDE 2 (CONT’D)
I’m not a cop. I’m not even fucking human. You could say I’m an idea.
The Boy’s phone goes off, still in Dude 1’s pocket outside. The Boy faintly hears Naomi’s ringtone
...act like you know, act like you know…
Suddenly, it dawns on The Boy. Without saying a word, and with both sets of eyes still locked on eachother, The Boy slowly stands up
THE BOY
No. You are unimportant, Roscoe
The Boy jumps at Dude 2 and tries to tear the pistol from his hands. The Boy’s hands go right through Dude 2’s arms. Dude 2 yells and drops the gun, which goes off, and the entire back wall of glass shatters. The two stop and look at eachother, [NO MOUTH EMOJI]. Dude 2 watches as a girl (NAOMI) runs up the front steps
(MORE GUNSHOTS)
If I was the director, I’d have this next part be a series of slow-motion, silent clips
Something about The Boy’s bloodshot eyes make Dude 2 feel uneasy. Standing up, Dude 2 points the barrel of his gun at The Boy
DUDE 2
I’m not fucking around; I know about the hackz drive you have. Everything else here, this chronic, your friends, your house; all of it is unimportant
The Boy looks closer at Dude 2. Something about him seems familiar, but he doesn’t recognize him. Maybe from a dream...?
DUDE 2 (CONT’D)
I’m not a cop. I’m not even fucking human. You could say I’m an idea.
The Boy’s phone goes off, still in Dude 1’s pocket outside. The Boy faintly hears Naomi’s ringtone
...act like you know, act like you know…
Suddenly, it dawns on The Boy. Without saying a word, and with both sets of eyes still locked on eachother, The Boy slowly stands up
THE BOY
No. You are unimportant, Roscoe
The Boy jumps at Dude 2 and tries to tear the pistol from his hands. The Boy’s hands go right through Dude 2’s arms. Dude 2 yells and drops the gun, which goes off, and the entire back wall of glass shatters. The two stop and look at eachother, [NO MOUTH EMOJI]. Dude 2 watches as a girl (NAOMI) runs up the front steps
(MORE GUNSHOTS)
If I was the director, I’d have this next part be a series of slow-motion, silent clips
From The Boy’s perspective > The Buddha statue begins to fall (directly above Dude 2). He lunges to save it
From Dude 2’s perspective > The Boy lunges at him
From Naomi’s perspective > The Boy dives at the Buddha statue, grabbing it, but at the same time smashing it into pieces. Dude 2 is not there
From a security camera > Naomi rushes toward The Boy, on the floor, cut and bleeding from the jagged pieces of the Buddha. Dude 2 is not there
The scene slowly backs away from the security camera perspective, and we realize it’s a computer screen being watched by Dude 2, frowning, as the picture starts to lag and fuck up. He looks at his Wi-Fi bars in the upper corner, and changes his router to one named Wetsuit. The picture comes back up and Dude 2 (ROSCOE) sits back and smiles. He switches to Netflix and starts up an episode of China, IL
...try to do your best
Like 500 words. problem?
From Dude 2’s perspective > The Boy lunges at him
From Naomi’s perspective > The Boy dives at the Buddha statue, grabbing it, but at the same time smashing it into pieces. Dude 2 is not there
From a security camera > Naomi rushes toward The Boy, on the floor, cut and bleeding from the jagged pieces of the Buddha. Dude 2 is not there
The scene slowly backs away from the security camera perspective, and we realize it’s a computer screen being watched by Dude 2, frowning, as the picture starts to lag and fuck up. He looks at his Wi-Fi bars in the upper corner, and changes his router to one named Wetsuit. The picture comes back up and Dude 2 (ROSCOE) sits back and smiles. He switches to Netflix and starts up an episode of China, IL
...try to do your best
Like 500 words. problem?
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