[Intro]
Krispy Kreme
And Money Maker Mike
A Christmas song

[Verse One]
First thing on my list, go figure
It's a brand new John Cena action figure
Second thing on my list, guess what?
It's a a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said "Krispy Kreme, hold up
Mom said you're not allowed to touch a girl's butt until you're grown up"
That's right, I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until you graduate from school
But that's all right, 'cause third on my list
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
Now we're moving on to item number four
It's a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check-check it out y'all, item number five
Is a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well I can't really drive it, 'cause it's too small
But I could if I was maybe like this tall

[Chorus]
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That's none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling "Christmas, Christmas"
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That's none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling "Christmas, Christmas"

[Verse Two]
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough, the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I could probably eat like ten or eleven
Checked up in my stocking, and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number eight, player don't hate
It's probably the best toy in the whole state
An item so hot, it could make the snow melt
It's a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I got to think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas?
And one more thing I want, even though I already have it
Is the best CD of all time, Illmatic

[Chorus]
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That's none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling "Christmas, Christmas"
Christmas, Christmas, come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy? That's none of your business
I just want some good toys, can I get a witness?
Got all of my homies yelling "Christmas, Christmas"