This is a world premiere, I see you frozen in fear
The crowd starts to cheer, as I begin to appear
The crowd is so loud, it's hard to fucking hear
A crowd so big it looks like they volunteered
But they didn't people came from far and near
To hear my words, my ryhmes are like a spear
They get stuck in you head, won't leave for years
Once my words are said and they hit your ear
They'll go deep inside you and might make you tear
And as soon as I'm done on stage I'll disappear
I won't return until the world blows up, nuclear
You better get ready because when I say my words
People flock like birds, yeah they come in herds
They enter through the front door as one
And they leave split to thirds, they leave addicted like nerds
Wondering about the next show, and if I'll ever return
They'll be amazed by what they just heard
Because my raps are absurd, they have never occurred
Your vision is blurred, your words are slurred
But you are undeterred, you come back to be cured
Because my rhymes are preferred, never misunderstood