[Skit]
Hey man, what's going on?
Hey, how you doing?
Uh, I'm not doing so well
What do you mean? It's summer, we're seniors. How could you not be doing well?
I just, I kind of feel different, you know?
Like, what?
I just kind of feel wild, and like feral. Just like, I wanna pee on trees, and sniff your asshole. Just, kind of weird things, you know?
What, what the hell?
Man, I just, man I feel like, man

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Man I feel like dogs (man I feel like dogs)
Barking at me
They come around like puppies (they come around like puppies, yo)
Peeing on that tree
Man I got 'em all barking, barking, barking, barking (woof woof woof woof woof woof woof)
Yeah I got 'em all barking, barking, barking, barking (bark bark bark bark bark bark bark)

[Verse 1: Alex Brauser]
Back to back, I run this track like a dachshund
No shock-collars on this dog, straight barking
My teeth are sharpened, and my collar's bro-in
Got front row seating when I'm eating at my bowl
And my coat is golden, I be best in show in
While the wind is blowin, keep the kibble flowin'
I want a poddle, a schnoodle, and maybe a Shih Tzu
And if you scratch me then maybe I'll lick you
Call me dog from CatDog, Porkchop, and Spike
Fuckin' bitches all day, red rocket all night
I'm in a fight with a cat, yeah we scratch and bite
Shout out to my dog Josè cause he is a dog

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[Verse 2: ADTIV]
Yo ADTIV, now I keep it swaggin'
Said bitches come around and their tails be waggin'
Going bark bark bark, so I woof back at 'em
Fresh cut groom and my tags are platinum
Now I like 'em shaved, shaggy or poofy
And I don't need a roofie for these bitches to boof me
Feelin' loopy, in fact I'm feelin' ripped
Said I must've got my nose in some potent catnip
Got some chapped lips, gonna go and eat some chapstick
Go and take a crap, maybe tear up a napkin
Throw me in a cage and latch it, cause this dogs too bad for the cats and I feel like

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[Verse 3: Barron Roth]
Motherfucker I'm Barron, and all the bitches love me
Pugs, beagles, collies, and Siberian huskies
It must be, the scent of my pee, yo
101 Dalmatians and they all humpin' me bro
I need a leash though, or I'm runnin' free, yo
Dick hang loose, and I'll fuck you like Cee-Lo
I'm on my D-Flow, woofin' and barkin'
High as dog heaven, biscuit blunts we sparkin'
The chosen pooch on Noah's ark and
Bitch climb aboard cause this ship's embarkin'
On a journey that'll last a lifetime
I could be your master, you could be my canine
Spit insane rhymes, heard through the grapevine
Down the incline, and across the finish line
We the Gossip Dogs, motherfucker it's rape time
And if I had fingers I would throw the peace sign

[Verse 4: J-Air]
Woof woof, bark bark, it's J-Air with no shirt
We are not the same, I have motherfucking fur
But first, I'mma spit a sick verse
Make a bitch yearn, cause my dick hurt when I get it deep in
Make your girl bark on the weekend
Fire hydrant flow, chillin' with my dogs motherfucker
Pull my leash and I'll let you hear the paws motherfucker
Yeah I'm on motherfucker, oh
Say what's up to all the pussy cats out there
I'm on my diva flow, no hair
I'm in love with the dog down the street
And she's only got three feet, and crooked teeth
But her bark, makes me feel like dogs
Even though I'm a motherfucking cat
Wassup, it's Gossip Boys in this bitch wassup