Cover art for Hellalujah by Insane Clown Posse

Hellalujah

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Jun. 24, 19971 viewer7.2K views

Hellalujah Lyrics

[Sampled]
"Give God the first portion of your income. Say that with me:
Give God the first portion of your income. Give it first! Not after deducts, not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on your checklist, 'Oh, I'm gonna give God a little what's left.' You do, and that's what you gonna get from God.
"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Who am I? I'm not the Devil
I can take you to my level
Above the rocks, above the earth
Tell me what your soul is worth
How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquility
Just send your welfare checks to me
Life is going to expire
And your soul will burn in fire
You will perish in the thunder
Unless you call my hotline number
God has asked you to make me rich
Me and my fat-whack gaudy bitch
On your T.V.'s late at night
Send those checks and I'll guide you to the light

[Skit: Legz Diamond & Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Don't put away your wallets just yet, brothers and sisters. There's
Somebody here I'd like all of you to meet. This is little Jonathan. Jonathan, say hello to the lovely people."
"Hello."
"Jonathan has problems: twisted neck, tangled legs, crooked spine, but we can heal this boy! For just, uh, six thousand dollars, we can heal this boy!"
[Verse 2: Violent J]
Buddha called me and then stopped by
And he told me you're gonna die
Unless you buy my holy water
Check, cash, or a money order
This is true, don't question me
I'll even send you shit for free
It's only ten bucks for the call
And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all
Put your lips up to the screen
Close your eyelids and intervene
Your lips to mine, now send the cash
And while you're there, you can kiss my ass
Take your paycheck and send me half
And I'll send you God's autograph
I'll get Allah's and Buddha's too
Even Zeus, I don't give a fuck who
Just send me that money

[Skit: Legz Diamond & Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Would you like to be healed, little Jonathan?"
"Yeah, Reverend"
"You see, brothers and sisters, this-" *beep-beep beep-beep*
"Uh, excuse me. I told you never to page me on a sermon day. Yes? Uh-huh. Hallelujah. Outty. People, that was the Lord, today only
He will heal this boy, for just five thousand dollars!"
[Bridge]
Pass the collection plate (Show-show me how you give)
Pass the collection plate (G-give-give right to live right)
Pass the collection plate (Show-show-show me how you give)
Pass the collection plate (Show me how you give, I'll tell you how you live)

[Verse 3: Violent J]
Your total's twenty-two eleven
For your set of keys to Heaven
Make the checks out in my name
Me or God, it's all the same
Bring your crippled ass to me
Pay my usher the holy fee
I'll bless your legs and bless your chair
Then wheel your bitch-ass outta here
Now a special ceremony
This part don't cost any money
Drip a drop of blessed water
Now I fertilize your daughter
Even though I fucked a hooker
Took your baby girl and shook her
You still buy everything I sell
And I'm living well
See you in Hell

[Skit: Legz Diamond & Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Four-thousand eight-hundred, nine-hundred, five thousand! Hallelujah! You did it, brothers and sisters! Are you ready, Jonathan?"
"Yes, Reverend"
"Lord Almighty, we've met your price, give me the healing power, I can feel it, Lord!"
"I'm so happy"
"Roomy loomy Lamanamanumi! This boy is healed."
"Eh?"
"Now to the naked eye, it would appear that this boy has not been healed, but I can assure you, this boy's spirit has been healed. Inside this tangled, mangled frame is a healed little boy. His spirit is healed, Hallelujah!"
[Skit]
"Country cookin', can I take your order?"
[?]
"You want the redeye gravy with that?"
[?]
"With chitlins or black-eyed peas?"
[?]
"Let me cypher up your bill here."
[?]
"That comes to fourteen ninety-five."
[?]
"Okay, be ready quicker than two jiggles of a jackrabbit's ass."

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What did Insane Clown Posse say about "Hellalujah"?
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Violent J discussed this song during a 2011 interview with The A.V. Club:

My brother told me that people use God’s name for evil purposes, like a guy on late-night cable TV with fat nugget rings telling you to send your money to him. My brother told me that when he was in the army, he went to this church with this girlfriend of his. He said the preacher had fucking nugget rings, and he was up there telling everyone to bring their belongings, and they were bringing all their shit and putting it on the stage. And they were bringing watches and rings and shit, and throwing them up on stage, and he was saying, “Give it all to God,” and my brother told me he saw on TV this lady said that she died and God took her on a tour through hell. In the devil’s stomach, the hottest place in hell, are people who do that, people that use God to gain money, to gain evil. Those are the people who burn the hardest.

That’s always been fucking crazy to me. So that’s what “Hellalujah” is about, because for a lot of old people, that’s all they’ve got left, their belief in God. They’ve got these people who prey on them like vultures. They’re telling them to send their little bit of money left. They’re on fixed incomes and shit. They tell them to send their money, and pure fucking craziness, and there’s nobody even stopping them. These old people, they don’t have anybody left. This ain’t like in Japan where old people are looked up upon and treated with respect. Here, nobody wants to hear an old person’s stories. They just want to fucking hawk on them and get them out of the way. Fucking old folks’ home, nobody even goes up there and visits anybody. People are just like, “Ahh, get out of the way.” It’s really fucked up. So a lot of old people don’t have nobody. So what is that person going to do? They’re going to believe in God. They’re wondering what’s next. That’s why so many old people are religious. They can’t help but think, “What’s next? I hope there’s a God.” They start getting religious. Like people on death row, they all start getting religious because they’re faced with what’s next, and they want to believe there’s something next. So you take somebody like that and some fucking crooked preacher who’s up there getting paid off old people, and fucking hookers and shit, and doing all that shit off their money, and buying a big-ass white Cadillac with a mink robe off old people sending their money into the church, you know? That’s fucked up. That’s what “Hellalujah” is about.

Shaggy 2 Dope discussed this song during a Patreon livestream on February 15, 2021:

We had a hard time even recording that song, because, fuckin', the shit was so god damn funny, the skits in that song… The cool part about that is, that’s such a fuckin' serious hardcore raw-ass song, then it breaks into the fuckin' little skits, and they’re so god damn funny, dog. It’s ridiculous… What a great-ass fuckin' song…

We probably got the idea to do “Hellalujah” from Esham records, you know what I’m saying? He has an old song on Judgement Day called “Sell Me Yo Soul,” and it’s about, like, crooked preachers. So I’m sure that’s probably a lot of inspiration of where we got the concept from, but it’s just a fuckin' great song. I’m still real proud of fuckin' “Hellalujah,” man…

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Backup Vocals
Release Date
June 24, 1997
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