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Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle

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Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle Lyrics

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
Yo, Whatup doc, It's COD dude
About to batter Battlefield back to 1942
To the entire world plays me when It's game time


[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
This from a game whose biggest selling point is fish A.I?
You're the least innovative of the game franchises same game every year
What, have your fanboys got Alzheimer's?
Yeah, 'cause the way I see every game since '04 could have been DLC
Oh did I say '04, I go further back in time, you're based off the quake engine from 1999
OH 1999! Shit Dawg, that's as old as this song we stole this beat from

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
Oh, no, I'm losing this battle, man I'm failing I'm through wait
Oh yeah, I got 70 million more players than you
And did you have a single-player campaign I can't remember?
I don't quite understand how people think you're a contender
I've got: Soap, Price, Ghost damn such memorable men
And you've got umm...uh...wait...oh who were they again?

[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Yo, who cares about protagonists and A.I. characters
It's all about the multiplayer real people, real battles bitch!

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
Yeh, well nice try with Bad Company but no cigar
[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Well I'd rather no cigar than no DICE
And while talking about memorable what was your theme tune?
MY THEME TUNE RULES!


[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
Oh, you mean the one you stole from Terminator 2?

[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
You can take your perks fool, circle jerk too
I aim with skill, knife up in your grill, next

[Call of duty: Boyinaband]
Yeah, well on my death bed my grenade will drop like Skrillex
Yeah, I tried your game once, logged on spawned in it
All the vehicles were taken, so I walked for four minutes
To get one hit killed by an RPG from some gay bitch
And ran over by my own team with a jeep, so I rage quit!


[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Yeah, I tried your game too, it was really bad
Couldn't hear shit over the screaming kids calling me a queer fag
And by the time I muted, I was stuck in the spawn
Mincemeat because some prestige 4-year-old was on a kill streak

Your matches suck, It's just a violent bloodbath
But I've got more style than your Price's mustache
[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
Yo, where's your mustache, Battlefield, I must ask!?

[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
My players don't need to compensate for what they can't have
And graphics? Huh
Ghosts looks antique, you call it Next-Gen? I call it last week!
So fuck off! and go and find your manhood
'cause with Frostbite 3 you know I look damn good


[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
To play you need a beastly PC
DICE, wanna stop misleading your geeks?
Not every gamers wallet or their bank is so massive
For a top-spec PC to run with maximum graphics
And jeez battlefield for an fps your fps sucks
How many frames you clock on a console, 10? well fuck

[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Stop living in the past, come to Next-Gen
Where we're the best then where we clock a hot 60fps man
And 64 simultaneous players

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
But in this Gen you're only 24 that's a failure to gamers!
[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Well you've got that static map design that barely changes
I'm about them real battlefields, big open spaces!
And explain how a game that is claiming to have such a realistic dog
Could be such a fake bitch!

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
This rap battles no clever man, It's audacious
When you've got Rihanna and I've got Eminem on my trailers

And what've you got to offer in this Next-Gen dawg?
'cause whatever it is It's not good as my Next-Gen dog
He took out a helicopter man, that's a violent stray poochie!

[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Oh shit, what is, this a Michael Bay movie?
That's just a cutscene from your campaign
For me, that kinda shit happens in-game

So I'll blow a skyscraper up, Jihad Jeep!
While you use the same damn gun week after week

You are the kill streak in my land
You pilot the plane not call it in on an earpiece on an iPad

My nan' could do that, that's how it seems to me

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
I wanna teach you a word "Accessibility", remember "Fun"?
Have you even played a game before?
You think you know battles?
You can't even beat me in a sales war!
Or is it the most elitist fags I killed?
Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum only in Battlefield
You're just jealous of my K's to D's

[Battlefield: Jackfrags]
Nah, you're all "Me, Me, Me" I'm taking care of my team
Let's settle this like a man's son

[Call of Duty: Boyinaband]
Wait why are we rapping, we have guns

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Rap battle between video game series – Call of Duty and Battlefield. Created by jackfrags.

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