[Intro]
Aww yeah, I'm back... bitches!

[Jon Lajoie]
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding, they should suck my dick

[Hook 1]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
Two plus two equals vagina (UHH)

[Jon Lajoie]
My love is like lightning... it gives girls orgasms
My dick is like an airplane... it gives girls orgasms
I'm the, Wayne Gretzky, of sexual stuff
I'm the, Hulk Hogan, of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I'm the, Shakespeare of enormous cock
I'm the, Helen Keller of having sex
.. no wait that's a bad example
Why did my penis cross the roaaaad?
To get to the other

[Hook 2]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
E equals MC vagina

[Jon Lajoie]
I've got present for you right here
Actually it's not a present, it's my penis
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis
I don't like it when you talk
Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock
Love is for girls and gays
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
Either you have sex with me...
... or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves (sex moves)
That I learned in China (China)
I'm a sexual tiger (tiger)
And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR

[Hook 3]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
What time is it? It's vagina (UHH)

[Outro]
What's the difference
Between a girl's mouth, and a girl's vagina?
There is none, I want my penis
To be inside both of those things
I'm a good sex man
Girls, love my sex
I'm a good sex man
Cause my sex, is the best
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme
But instead of fighting people
I have sex with them