Jon Stewart – Fox News Diss Lyrics
Yeah yeah! This goes out to Fox News and all the pundits I address on tonight's show
Yo Fox, you create shocks with no awe
You dress like eagles but squawk like chicken hawks
You're pigeons on a statue leaving little puddles of lie behind you
Going after Obama week after killing Osama creating drama?
Let me put in a comma, a pause, because…
I.. need.. a minute.. to think of what to say, next.. that would rhyme...
You push bullshit, the kind you find fall from a schnauzer's behind
Have you lost your damn mind?
You got lazy, it's crazy
Even Glenn Beck's leaving cause' he thinks you're fugazi
You still got Gretchen, she's fetchin' but the truth that you're stretchin' leaves me retchin'
I'm not kvetchin' "Am I kvetching?"
Hannity, Hannity yo, Hannity! Straight up insanity
Hey homes let me take a 'momes
To pour one out for Alan motherfuckin' Colmes
O'reilly, oh really? I know that you feel me
Cause I jokes to the folks while you choke on that smoke!
Are you toking? On Weed?
That you got from Kilmeade?
To push screeds that misleads and plants seeds and mistrusts
That miss Gretta Van Sust…. Ter-nen-en-en-nan just ran on her show?
A night ago? Cause Megyn Kelly said so?
And you know I'm about to go, so I'm telling your ass, yo
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