[Verse 1]
The Mac Melph Calio walker, the shot caller the big baller
The fiend that'll sell your daughter
The 6th & Baronne connection
No disrespect to my section
The nigga who made you who you is
The nigga who put furniture in your crib
The nigga that'll burn you where you live
The landcruiser snatcher, the coop-filter King smoker
The nine toter, the Glock cocker, the fine chopper
The kill the cop blocker
The brown, dirty forty bottle
The Freret Street ho driver
The old Saab, the rusty Faygo getter
The Swisher Sweet babysitter
The pluck hood seller, the Goodfella
The twenty-one year old Beretta
The Ca$h Money contract receiver
The erase a non-believer
The chicken wing eaters

[Chorus]
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown

[Verse 2]
God the lowly spinach givers
The U.T.P. liver splitters
The dice game riches
The card player, the Magnolia hallwayer
The herb smoke follower, the St. Ide's swallower
The Fa Sho hollerer
The Reebok wearer, the Camouflage era
The White boy terror, the duckin' undercovers
The project muthafuckas
The Tulane & Broad escapers
The 1997 paper chasers
The teenage cellular phoner
The Uptown big boner
The sip on Corona
The Bayou classic, ho attraction
Bout that action, pussy satisfaction
Situation starter, War to starter
The spin the dime to chip up the plastic Glock ripper
The fire screen ripper
The B.G. CD listener
The Big Boy headache giver

[Chorus]
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown

[Verse 3]
The penitentiary time doers
The three-time losers
The heroin users
The sixth and Willis twillers
The L.D. and T.C. nigga
The Clara Street killers
The Calliope cut-throaters
The Melphanine duct tapers
The St. Thomas duct tapers
The Valence Street kidnappers
The Holly Grove bitch smackers
The Pigeontown chopper toters
The Gert-Town fire smokers
The crooked copper
The politician shit popper
The faggot preachers
The hypocrite teachers
The gumbo cooker
The Bourbon Street hookers
The aluminum can pickers
The drug dealer ass kissers
The pork chop eaters, the CYC dick beaters
The bet'cha I could beat'chas
The Holy Karan readers
CMB ballers, the record business shot-callers

[Chorus]
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown
We Pimpinabitchandcheckinthemniggas because we comin' from Uptown