Every time I call my buddy ron he can't seem to stop
Names they bubble out his mouth until they drop
Foaming over, he dont notice, cause his sleeves about to pop
Muscles bulging out his shirt, cause hes swinging on theyre jocks
Feels the need, to talk, about his friends who fought
Hard got a little famous, graduated from the nameless
Names them, every time he buys a drink or thinks, or grabs a menu
I just wanna let him know that I got famous friends too
Like billy dee was teaching me to fly a ship through space for free
So I could meet at alpha centauri with flea and mr. t
Tina marie was paging me, I was too busy to see
Cause snoop d o double g and dr dre invited me to ski
Just last week, I was in barbados playing pirates
With johnny depp, who coincidentally brought miley cyrus
And my best friend, her stylist, who does hair for fergies pilot
And all the girls from price is right, theyre the nicest

You dont need to do it on your own, you got friends
Fuck a nose to a grindstone, we got homied in
Love you babe, never change, we got everything to gain
Dropping bombs, dropping lames, bitch we dropping names

Dont be mad cause you never rubbed famous skin
Models on casting couches getting loved, welcomed in
Who can blame, thats the game, they got everything to gain
Get your mind right, bitch we dropping names

You know yesterday I seen ted danson and charlie manson
Shaking hands by mgm grand with pac and hanson
Big motored by on a scooter, guess who was
Holding on by her fingertips, scarlett johannsen
She smiled at me and asked for my number
But I had to refuse, I was meeting up with someone
I was late so I called up madonna
To ask her if she wanted, to give me a ride to california
I'm like her best friend, so yes, she brought a jet
And we listened to her album, though the stores ain't even got it yet
Dropped me off at LAX, spit out half the alphabet
Next to method man, john tesh and courteney cox arquette
Who could freestyle with best of them
I should know, used to hang with eminem back before he was wrestling
Leguizamo was The Pest again, pitt was mexican
And me and helen hunt were playing pranks on jack nicholson

You dont need to do it on your own, you got friends
Fuck a nose to a grindstone, we got homied in
Love you babe, never change, we got everything to gain
Dropping bombs, dropping lames, bitch we dropping names

Dont be mad cause you never rubbed famous skin
Models on casting couches getting loved, welcome in
Who can blame, thats the game, they got everything to gain
Get your mind right, bitch we dropping names

What you don't believe me, gimme the phone, i'll call stevie
He'll be wondering what time we're leaving
Tonight, I'm supposed to drive him to riverside
After I pick up miss july so he can get down on the sly
He relies on utmost discretion, im the man he trusts
Not like gut spilling, tom skilling, smoking angel dust
With tommy lee, bruce springsteen and pamela
Told everyone about that time we streaked for the cameras
Godzilla and gamara would be my friends if they were for real
I got my pick from the girls from deal or no deal
Every week me and seal make heidi get a happy meal
And jay leno lets me drive his automobiles
I could go on for hours if you got the patience
Im not famous myself but im known by association
Im relating to people who did something with themselves
With no help from me, so don't hate me