Christian Brothers man

[Intro]
No, (burp) excuse me
(Watch your manners man, what the fuck is wrong with you?)
Check it out (keep on) boo-yaow!
Ah one-two, yeah bust it bust it
What the fuck is goin' on man?
Ah one-two, who's comin' through the door?
Oh shit

[Verse 1]
Well there he is! The alcoholic funk in person
Yo, what should I do? Play like Heavy D and don't curse
He's a mean one, no a clean one, he's the King hon
(Sniff) I smell blunts... Hey, ask him has he seen one!
It doesn't look like he has blunts in his handles
Looks, more like, a fifth of Jack Daniels
Look what you dropped! Some crazy-ass shit for the listeners
Up against the wall with the bitches
Damn, I wonder why he don't got the chronic like Snoop
Because he's from Tha Alkaholik group! (Oh yeah yeah that's right)
There's one thing that can be certain (What's that?)
They be mixin' Tanqueray with the Squirt and
Downin' St. Ides like water, who smells water? (What?)
Let's sell water, y'all can get looted
King Tee with the stupid fat funk, hey
What is this? Advertisement

[Hook]
Hah, ah one-two
(When you're in that Benz)
It's advertisement
That's some shit, shit!
Yo, ah one-two (yo yo yo)

[King Tee]
You peep his walk?
He walks real cool
I guess that bulge in his coat is a tool
Yeah but for what?
For those who don't know who he is
The neighborhood jackers that bum rush kids
But yo I think he's straight, it looks like a 9 millimeter
Yeah (pow-pow), nice to see ya
Look, he's dressed like he just got released from the county
With a gang of little hoochies all around him
Well he always been a pimp
Haha, yeah that's true
Since '85 with the K-Swiss shoe
Aww, you're buggin'
Nah man, that's the truth
They say, Tela got hoes like Luke
Fuck Luke!
Yeah his records kinda shitty
King Tee'll bust rhymes for the whole city
He's from Compton
Yeah, just like Most Wanted
He drives a grey beamer with the blue pearl on it
It's advertisement

[Hook]
Ah one-two uh
Ah one-two
*scratching* (keep on)
Huh, yeah, ah one-two

[King Tee]
Well, guess who got the fat shit for 1994? (Who is that?)
Alkaholik crew
Yeah, I seen 'em on tour
That shit's wicked, wait, Oopsy Daisy, here's your ticket
We paid $20 to see E-Swift mix
Yeah he wrecks shop
Yeah that kid is kinda groovy
Rip the turntables then step with a cutie
Just get down, get down, the man like Ed Lover
Yeah, take his picture for the cover
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