[Hook:]
This right here is my bag
I use it to cover this
I think I should call a physician
This right here is my ugly boy swag (ayeee)
Ugly boy swag (ayye) [x4]
Girls get real sick, with my ugly boy swag
Girls think I'm lame with my ugly boy swag
Freakin ugly boy swag (ayye) [x2]
Girls run real quick, from my ugly boy swag
Girls get some pain from my ugly boy swag

[Soulja Boy:]
Get out the wayy
Ugly boy comin' thru
When I intrude, everybody leaves the room
Girls lookin confused cause my face perplexing
Don't know if I'm a girl, I will keep you guessing
I'm lookin' for a Hellen Keller type babe
Won't run away, cause she can't see my face
My life is such a waste, my mom calls me a disgrace
Ugly boy take off in 5, 4, 3, 2... Ew

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[Soulja Boy:]
I'm ugly boy swaggin', in the club like Steven Hawking (do the robot)
No women want me, but the men are straight gawking
Shawty thinks I have, entire face dysplasia
She said she wished I'd overdose like fantasia
I just wanted a convo, wouldn't listen
But I kept sweet talkin like mel gibson
I asked if there's a way, to get her legs open
She said my chance was small, and now it's gone like Gary Coleman
OH MAN!

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