MoMilli – 30th Birthday Party Invite Lyrics

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At 12:31 a.m. on November 5, 1983, I , ex-42 weeker, 8 lbs, 14 oz. was born unto Mary, a G1P1 27 y.o. female with non-contributory past medical history, via c-section for failure to progress. Dad listened to "Every Breath You Take" by the Police during my jaunt in the NICU. And I got out full-throated, and progressed, even, and so I want to hear you clear yours:

The theme of my 30th birthday party is karaoke

Date: TK
Location: TK
Time: TK
Guests: Sure, but keep your plus-ones and n+1's within reason
Catch: Song selections should relate to the theme "Turning 30."

What does that even mean? EXAMPLES PROVIDED

1) A song you listened to during a historical event significant in the coming-of-age of a current 30-year-old

"Tempted," Squeeze (your parents' first wine cooler)

"Aeroplane," Red Hot Chili Peppers (the government shutdown of 1995-6)

"It Wasn't Me," Shaggy ft. RikRok (Enron/Gary Condit summer of the shark)

2) A song with the number 30 in it

"Thirty chicks, Frankie Lymon" on A$AP Rocky's "Pretty Flacko," which also incorporates my love of Frankie Lymon falsetto

ZDT soundtrack doesn't have words, so you can just use the "Armageddon" soundtrack, which also fulfills the historical significance criteria for (1)

3) A song about turning that is not "Turn, Turn, Turn"

I guess "Turning Japanese"? "Creative turns" like readings from the original Ecclesiastes to MC Hammer's "Turn this [redacted] out" are encouraged

4) A song about getting older

E.g. a song about a 30 year old turning away from the secular world toward a life of prophecy that is not from Modern Vampires of the City by Vampire Weekend

5) A song by an artist who died at age 30, or about someone who died at 30

Andy Gibb, "Shadow Dancing"

6) A song by a 30-year-old artist, or from an album made by a 30-year old

Macklemore, Carrie Underwood, Kanye songs about Amber Rose (30)

7) A song with numbers in it that add to 30 via a numerological system of your choice (please show your work for partial credit)

Please consider searching the song lyrics annotation website RapGenius.com for ideas. A recording of my cover of "Unbreak My Heart" by Toni Braxton, a RapGenius exclusive, follows at the link below:

Hope to see you there
Maureen

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