[INTRO]

[Verse 1: Sneakbo imitation]
My name's Sneakbo, I'm not old
Smoking till my lip charcoal
Dagger that, dagger that
Like a girl with a European back
I'm on the Thames with a jetski
OG Niki wanna sex me
Sex me, jetski, sexy, Pepsi
Rippy bong skeng, give a chichi try to test me

[Verse 2: Cashtastic imitation]
These niggas ain't wavey, they're lazy
Big 4-5's what I gave him (CASH!)
I'm only taking (CASH!)
Put the work in so they pay me (C-C-CASH!)
Me I get pussy out the daily (CAT!)
Fuck the pigs tryna' get at me (FAT!)
T-t-told Shenice come gimme brain
But shit I flopped so I went home sad and I BASH!

[Verse 3: Ghetts imitation]
I-I-I-I make the gyaldem Sing For Me!
Ghetts, Top 3 Selected
Half of these guys can't take the pick
Your a dickhead, I'm solid, erected
I'm like Who's on the Panel?
Hey Carlos, bring the towel (SKADOOSH!)
Got it packed on my backpack on my rucksack, hunchbacked like a camel

[Verse 4: OG Niki imitation]
Get punched through the back screaming la-la-la
Wiley's got a ting like a samurai
He pokes me, I hardly cry
N-n-no beef but I want a rye
Gold teeth when I'm giving shine
Don't tease or I'm gonna bite
Six guys stuck it in at the same time
Seventh guy came, credit crunch, left it Nationwide

[Verse 5: Giggs imitation]
AHHHHHH!
Dish out the biscuit
Hollaman's gotta lick out a big shit (HMMM!) (Haha...)
Took a Walk through the Park
Got home late, now I'm gonna miss out on Misfits

[Verse 6: Scorcher imitation]
Float when I dive
Got a tattoo so I'm holding my eye
I'm on this lip-synch ting
Bare tongue I'm gonna dip this ting
Skywalker, clip this ting
My boy Ghetts, I checked his teeth
When my boy flipped that ting
GrimeDaily's gonna miss this ting

[Verse 7: JME imitation]
JME, and I come back (Serious)
You couldn't think of a comeback... (Serious)
I mean, come on?
You wore the same boxers for three days now... Y-Y-Your not SERIOUS!
Well, well, well ... serious
If you was my child then you will get (blam)
I buck up your head like Tyson (blam)
Your not serious!

[Verse 8: Johnny Gunz imitation]
I'm the one that, they call Gunz
Went to swim with the fishes but I forgot my trunks (Na na, lalala)
How do you feel? Bang on your mum, then I bang on your son (na!)
I-I-I don't play around, but I can take your kids to the playground
We can go to the bakery, bakery, Greggs, Greggs
Have you running like some greyhounds

[Verse 9: English Frank imitation]
Since man two years I was wearing a boutique, eating a sushi
With some Bush meat and nobody would know
Man knew about berry, before BlackBerrys
Man knew about eye, before iPhone
M-M-Man would walk on manor, sit win in the studio
With a peas and I'm to fuck hobby equipment
Cause man's got bang-a-man-a-rang-u-tan, a-bad-a-man fuck ya nan
Man's flown to the moon
Man made a million pound before I reached the age of five

[Verse 10: Krept & Konan imitation]
Uh but hold on Frank
1 million yeah? We made 4 million in three days (Imma lie Krept trust me))
Alright then go troop
Nah you go first man everybody's got a dark side my brother
Oh yeah, I don't think they're gonna clock what I'm saying through...

W-W-Went to the beach, came back looking Brighton
Since we left, everybody's tryna write ting

Stepped in the grime scene
Let a light shine, 4 mills, Illuminati

(K-K-Krept check this)
Got one 4/4 like twenty-four six
Go-go-go back to the last sentence and reminisce (Uhh what?)
Ay Krept your actually chatting shit

[OUTRO]
Ah shut up man (What? Did it even make sense?)
(I told you, I don't like you cuz)
What? It's twenty-four seven, not twenty-four six
Keep spitting on me and shit
Oh whatever man, whatever man
What? Can you do better?
Yeah, course. Ayy check this
What's 2x2, I forgot (Oh yeah)