Woke up this morning
Dick hard like wolverine claws
Yeah I think I got to piss
Then my dick said
"naw motherfucker you were dreaming 'bout a bitch!!
Remember that chick
With the hips
Who walk with that switch
She was talking that shit?"
Oh yeah man ya girl ha?
Matter of fact
I'mma call her ass right now
"Bitch what's happening!?
Yeah yeah... blah blah...
Bitch what's happening!?
Ready to wear that pussy out
At the house
Make me shout
Like a man
Bout to knock it out the box"
"yeah that's what your mouth say"
"let's take to living room
And see just what the couch say!"
She said "later on today?"
My dick said "FUCK NAW HOE!! WE ALREADY ON OUR WAY!!"
That bitch that bitch that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad that broad that broad that broad
She got me hard
That woman that woman that woman that woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach
To the southside
"*bamp bamp* bitch
*bamp bamp* bitch I'm outside!!
You gone get yours
Now open your mouth wide"
"pull that motherfucker out
And show me what you talking 'bout!"
Guess jeans flew off like a jet
Ain't clowning it was gone in seconds
I ain't lying nigga probably broke a record
'on ya mark get set'
You motherfucking well right and now
I was down that ho neck!!
She made me hit that 'GOOD LAWD!!'
Toes curling up
Dick jumping at her jaw like a frog
This ho here a dog
She getting rubbernecked
And bumping up against the wall
She hit that head like a champ
I popped that fucking cock out her mouth
And hit a left and broke a lamp!!!
Damn!! it won't hold
It ain't quitting
Time for the 5 'o clock whistle
Bout to blow!!
I don' fucked around
And started hearing noise
"hold on bitch
Where my motherfucking drawers!?"
"they right here on the floor
Fuck wrong with you nigga??"
"bitch you got somebody at the door!!!"
"shit!! that's my old man
Who just got out of jail!!!"
I said "For what?"
He crazy get in the closet!"
I said "Bitch I know you lying!!!"
I was just about to slug her
'til that nigga kicked the door
I hit that closet like a motherfucker
He grabbed that ho and said
"bitch what you doing?
Where that nigga at?
I know your ass in here screwing!!"
That ho toast
I'm roast in here stewing
My heart double timing
And my chest twitching
And this is the worst thing
I've ever seen without doing
I woke up from that dream
Like "what the fuck am I doing!!?"
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