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This is my fit from when I was in the movie Space Jam, opposite Michael Jordan. You may remember me:

Jersey — Tune Squad Taz

Taz is without a doubt the coolest Looney Tune. He basically just spins around in a tornado and fucks shit up. And remember how fast he cleaned the gym? That was badass. The jersey doesn’t even have a number on it. Just an exclamation point. That’s because Taz is a strong, independent Looney Tune and he don’t need no number.

Shoes — Space Jam 11s

You can clearly see in the picture with me and MJ that I’m wearing the freshest of fresh kicks. Dem Space Jam 11s.

Shorts — Red, wrinkled, non-athletic shorts
I don’t own any white or red athletic shorts so I found these in the bottom of a drawer and figured they were the best I was gonna find.

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April 3rd, 2014

GOAT movie. Dead at the on-court picture lol, looks like someone skipped leg day

April 3rd, 2014

just give him the award already..

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This chill fit was heavily inspired by The Dude as well as Rick Ross.

Robe — Mink
Not really. I wish. It is a pretty nice material though. It’s got deep pockets on each side for all the money that I need to hold at all times. Actually now that I write that I wish I had put money in them. Would have made the fit a lot sweeter. But hindsight is 20/20 I guess.

Boxers — Silk
Perfect for lounging in and looking like a boss. Close-up coming soon.

Cigar — I don’t remember
Yeah, the plastic wrapper is still on it. Not trying to fuck up a good cigar for a March Swagness picture. Not that this competition isn’t important to me. Because it is. It has taken over my life. I’ll probably need to go to rehab after this to get clean after all these filthy fits.

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If you hold the head steady, I'mma milk the cow

I like to call this fit “Cow milking itself in a dope-ass watch,” because I’m dressed as a cow and milking myself while wearing a dope-ass watch. Think about that for a few minutes and maybe you’ll understand. Maybe.

Skin — Cow
In a freak accident in my laboratory I accidentally turned myself into an actual cow. So this isn’t a costume, it’s my real skin now. It’s pretty chill being a cow though. I just stand around eating grass all day. Then your mom comes and milks me once a day loool rekt.

Watch — Movado ESQ Beacon

YEAH IT’S AN ESQ OK I CAN’T AFFORD A REAL MOVADO LEAVE ME ALONE. But it’s still fresh as fuck. Got a big-ass face so everyone can see it. I get all the lady-cows when I’m wearing this. (Disregard that technically I’m a female cow due to the udders. Or maybe I’m a lesbian cow. I don’t know.)

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April 3rd, 2014

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April 5th, 2014

Nappy stay delivering

April 4th, 2014

At least we got to see some nipple ;D

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Jennings balled out his Senior year at Oak Hill. He averaged 32.7 points, 7.4 assists, and 5.1 rebounds per game, while setting the school record for most points in a season. That’s a big feat considering Oak Hill’s alumni include Carmelo Anthony, Josh Smith and Jerry Stackhouse.

It was impossible not to give him high school basketball’s most prestigious award with numbers like that.

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Jennings had a fairly productive season for a kid fresh out high school playing with grown men in a foreign country.

His stats:

Italian Serie A (27 games played):
17 minutes, 5.5 points, 1.6 rebounds, 2.2 assists, 1.5 steals per game. 35.1 FG%, 20.1 3P%

Euroleague (16 games played):
19.6 minutes, 7.6 points, 1.6 rebounds, 1.6 assists, 1.2 steals per game. 38.7 FG%, 26.8 3P%

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Since 2006, the NBA has required that all players are at least 19 years old and one year removed from high school before they enter the league. Before Jennings, every player that was NBA-ready out of high school reluctantly went to college for a year before declaring themselves for the draft. Jennings, however, took a different route. He went to play for an Italian professional team.

On July 16, 2008 Jennings signed a contract with Lottomatica Roma for a guaranteed $1.65 million (Way better than college if you ask me). He also signed a $2 million contract with Under Armour to wear their products in the Euroleague. Peep the kicks:

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I like Rick Ross.

Face — Rick Ross
That’s not my actual face. I know you all thought it is, but it’s not. It’s actually a folded up Rick Ross shirt from Rap Genius that I put over my face to make it look like I’m him. But I’m not. I cannot emphasize that enough. Please don’t ask me for a verse. Thank you.

Shirt — Rick Ross
That’s not actually Rick Ross bursting through my chest like that scene in Alien. I know I got you guys again. But it’s actually just another Rick Ross shirt from Rap Genius that I’m wearing.

Albums — Mastermind (Regular and Deluxe) by Rick Ross
Like a true fan, I bought two copies of Rozay’s new album. It is a solid 10/10 and is easily Album of the Year. If you don’t agree then you have terrible music taste and I hate you.

By the way, I tweeted this picture and became twitter famous. Def Jam Records even retweeted me.

https://twitter.com/sethgiants/status/441064761090793472

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March 27th, 2014

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST PICTURE EVER I AM SO DED

If you don’t agree then you have terrible music taste and I hate you.

COULDNT AGREE MORE!

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My animal lover fit… WITH A TWIST!!!!! Read on for details.

Shirt — Pig
It’s a shirt that’s a huge pig face. Not sure what else to say about it. (Not made out of pork)

Shorts — Tenacious Turtles
The Tenacious Turtles are a U15 Boys Lacrosse team. I have no affiliation to them. I just stole the shorts from one of my friends (also no affiliation) because I thought they were cool as fuck. And they are.

And now… the twist!

Hat — Swanson Hunting Acres Inc.
HAHAHA YOU ALL THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ANIMAL LOVER FIT BUT I’M WEARING A HUNTING HAT!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! CALL ME M. NAPPY SHYAMALAN!!!!

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March 27th, 2014

Even I gotta give a point for “M Nappy Shyamalan” that’s just classic

March 28th, 2014

M. NAPPY SHYAMALAN deserves my upvote..

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Shirt — Ben Sherman
This is a vintage (I don’t know what vintage means lol) Beatles shirt that I picked up from the thrift store a few years ago. It was seriously labeled “gay men’s shirt.” I guess they just didn’t know that straight men could rock such a flamboyant shirt when coupled with the right accessories. I forgive them for their sins.

Here’s a close-up so you can more clearly see Paul, John, George, and Ringo:

Pants — Compression shorts WITH athletic cup
Something that you wouldn’t understand unless you wore this shirt in public is… women flock to you. Literally by the dozens. It became such a problem that I had to start wearing the cup to protect myself. I guess that’s the price you pay for style.

Hat — Pith Helmet
Again, when I wear this shirt, I need extra protection from the hordes of women that it attracts. This pith helmet, often used by explorers, has a hard outer shell that protects me to some degree from attempted make-out seshes.

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Baylor’s stellar performance on Sunday had their fans like:

Heading into the game, analysts were concerned that Creighton just didn’t have the size to be able to compete with a big Baylor squad. It turns out they were right. Anchored by their 7'1" center Isaiah Austin, the suffocating Bears defense shut down the dynamic Creighton offense, led by the nation’s leading scorer Doug McDermott.

Baylor held McDermott, who averaged 27 points per game during the regular season, to just 15 hard-earned points. He finished his distinguished career in 5th place on the all-time NCAA scoring standings with 3,150 points.

In a flat-out destruction, Baylor had five players score in double-digits, while as a team shooting over 63%. They built a 20 point lead by halftime and never looked back.

And then they messed up Craig Sager’s hair.

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"Http://images.rapgenius.com/51d4547f20ee8cb6c3b83a8aeba4a..." (Fashion Genius – March Swagness Wk 4 Nappy vs RapJenius) | pending

RIP me

"OUTFITS" (Fashion Genius – March Swagness Wk 1: FanaHova vs Nappy) | pending

>implying you will make it to the second round

RIP Brian :‘[

"Pickleback shot" (Dan Berger – Shutdown Shit Show: Dysfunction and Debauchery in D.C.) | pending

I had like 100 of these last time I was in NYC at Whiskey Tavern over by Canal Street. They are amazing.

"Join us" (A3C_ – A3C Festival 2013) | accepted

Got them Gucci boots on like it’s snowin'

"Money$Team swaggin' hard like an erect penis" (Money$Team – Swole) | pending

I did. : ^ |

This song is the shit.