Chorus i:
Why the hell am I awake at 5 in the morning? I'm yawning and
It's too early who could possibly be texting me?
(and who the hells this ugly bitch next to me?)
Why the hell am I awake at the crack of dawn man? I'm zoning out
I really need some sleep right now, but I gotta get to work some how
Someway, some how

Verse i:
Last night I had way more than I'm used to
Now somebody's ringtone is sounding line a rooster
I'm going deaf, time is slow, and I'm feeling each breath
The more I wake the more I'm feeling like death
The weight on my chest, is heavy so I open my lids
To see a pretty little biddy with her head on my ribs. Nice
I just remembered that we did the thing twice
Glad I took my boys advice and bought this honey and Ice
But jesus christ. Would someone turn that shit off?
I'd do it myself, but honestly this bed is too soft
People sleeping soundly, and pillows all around me
The pursuit is over because happiness has found me
This right here, is why I'm living this life fearless
It's way too short to be scared of any near miss
There's no way that I can make it to work
I can see my boss now screaming going berserk, but he's a jerk

Chorus ii:
Why the hell am I awake at 5 in the morning? I'm yawning and
It's too early who could possibly be texting me?
(Oh my god I think I might have an STD)
Why the hell am I awake at the crack of dawn man? I'm zoning out
I really need some sleep right now, but I gotta get to work some how
Someway, some how

Verse ii:
People finally started waking up
I smell some eggs, suddenly I'm really craving some
I Push the girl off, give her a lil' kiss on the check
She keeps her eyes closed but gives me a wink. Nice
I see my friend on the, couch. "How you doing man?"
He said "I'm doing good. How you doing man?"
I said "I'm doing good. Last night was proogie
Once I was offered absolute I said absolutely."
I turn around and see the bed just calling my name
I've forgotten why I even got up anyways
Make my way back. Fall down face first
I can't seem to fall asleep man this is the worst
Dream. Now. I really have to
Sleep. Bow. To the master
I breathe music
I live laughter
I drink liquor
I'll regret it after

Chorus iii:
Why the hell am I awake at 5 in the morning? I'm yawning and
It's too early who could possibly be texting me?
(Is that a green goose floating down the Chesapeake?)
Why the hell am I awake at the crack of dawn man? I'm zoning out
I really need some sleep right now, but I gotta get to work some how
Someway, somehow

Outro:
Sing it with me I. I need. I need some sleep right now. 8x

Has anyone seen my phone? Anyone