This the best song no ones ever gonna listen to
Except my therapist but yo fuck that bitch I'm through
I'll stick her in a ditch, slit her wrists till she drippin goo
Thats just what she gets shouldn't have said shit about me missing school
Oops, thought I was a different dude... like Tyler... Durden
Gonna kill the game until there nothing left but lighters burning
I'm up late, spending every night rehearsing like a virgin
Just waiting for that moment when I'm big enough to go pop
Go and make a dance song and piss all of my fans off
But I don't care cuz I just want to see that ho drop baby dont stop
I take my bow while they asses is clappin
I'm tryna be the Michael Jackson of rapping
I remember when you wasn't doing shows if ya pants wasn't saggin
But now you "You can flow!!" if you rappin bout fashion
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Prada
These are things that cannot be afforded by my mama
I could change the game yeah I'd be like Obama
But no one know my name so I'm just Wilmer Valderrama
Or you can call me Lil' John Doe
Other rappers make it rain, I'm in my poncho/Pancho
Just tryna say something fore I die
The shit real niggas ain't bumpin in the ride
Yeah, thats gonna be the title of my mixtape
Gotta make it controversial so you get plays
30 something tracks had to cut a few for disc space
You'll prolly think its whack, my friends say that shit's great
I had an epiphany while passing a flyer
That I'll probably never get the fans I desire
They prolly like "Why's this nigga rap with a choir?"
ANd I'm just like "Fuck you if this track isn't fire"
Cuz to me this is the hardest shit
This is calculus to a retarted kid
You wanna know why? I put my heart in this
But I dont know why I put my heart in this
Cuz I knew at the beginning dude, this gonna be the best song no listens to
Yeah I knew at the beginning dude, this gonna be the...