Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD – Gandalf vs Dumbledore Lyrics

Track 11 on Epic Rap Battles of History (Season One)
10. Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin 12. Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GANDALF!
VS!
DUMBLEDORE!
BEGIN!

[Gandalf]
You shall not pass
I rap fast like Shadowfax
Tom Riddle me this you bitch
How’s your little wand
Going to beat my staff?
I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf
Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off
You fool, you got Snaped
You’re not a real fighter
Death makes you die
It just make my brights brighter
You ass is like Gringotts
Everyone makes a deposit
We all know you’ve more than a boggart in your closet

[Dumbledore]
The prophecy forgot to mention this day
When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Grey
Check your status
They call me headmaster
You’re nothing
Nice staff
You compensating for something?
I prefer the company of wizards and I’m proud of it
You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits
You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me?
Wait until they get a taste of Dumbledore’s Army

[Gandalf]
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix
I’ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
For I am the one rapper to rule them all

[Dumbledore]
Your spells are a joke
Not funny ones either
Mines of Moria?
Ha!
More like Mind of Mencia
I’ll expecto my patronum on your face you little snitch
And when I’m finished
I'mma fly like it's quidditch

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Track 11 on Epic Rap Battles of History (Season One)
10. Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin 12. Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare
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About Gandalf vs Dumbledore

An installment in the Epic Rap Battles of History series, a comedy series on Youtube by Nicepeter and EpicLLOYD that features two historical or famous characters having a rap battle. Often filled with several historical references or jokes, the rappers usually have some sort of correlation with each other.

In this one, Gandalf versus Dumbledore, the correlation is that the two are both extremely powerful wizards from famous book series that have become movies. They both also are old, have long hair and beards, and both fight dark lords.

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