[Verse 1: NoEmotion]
People that don't have fingers are pointless
The other day my Hot Pocket had no pocket
I know an Asian girl named Lonely
When my mom tells me I'm too loud I tell my girlfriend to shut up
I love it when my room smells like pussy potpouri
I'm sitting down waiting for my pizza

Who you talking about? Little Caesar? That nigga owe me money!

I get more head than a helmet
Oh my god I love Amish omelets
Lil' Wayne skateboards way better than Hopsin
I was doing cocaine and sneezed and dropped the dope line
I really want to punch you in the face until your face explodes
Oh no! Oh no! My battery is low
Uh oh, we got a badass over here
You’re a ho and you don’t even know it
Happy birthday
I had the worst day of my life, oh my god
I told the police officer, “shot gun”
He still threw me in the back seat
I’m not a normal black kid
I don’t run fast and I’ve never been arrested
This is Cyber Molestation and you are now being cyber molested
Beggars can’t be choosers
Shut the fuck up and listen
Back the truck up into the garage and turn off the ignition
I’m sorry mommy I did it without permission
I like the way baby oil glistens on titties
Music is my life and chicken strips is my soul
I love watching bloopers of when strippers slip on their poles
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
It makes my teeth white and my dick bigger
Please stop leaving the jar ajar
Meesa Jar Jar Binks
All the pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean should have been Jamaican
Doctors can only cure minor pains and not diseases
Aziz is one of my favorite comedians
Did you pee pee in the potty?
I’ve never eaten a tootsie pop with three licks
I like getting condoms from an abortion clinic
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When pooping outside, make sure there’s no animals watching
My girlfriend likes Sesame Street paper on her birthday gift
I was born with testicles on my feet, call them footballs
I have a bad cough; does anyone have Halls?
I never say, “Pause,” when I say something gay
The internet is a scary place; don’t give out your passwords
I piss people off by eating hamburgers on Taco Tuesdays
Rest in peace X-box, PlayStation 4 has killed you
I’m thrilled to do more music with you
Vagina is my main muse
I just need a reminder if I forget
Nobody ever picks me up when I hitchhike with my mask on
Look at my mask—it’s golden
Don’t ask…who am I?
NoEmotion