[Verse 1: PiGPEN]
I rent a car, rent a cop, rent a bar, rent a hot slut
Threesome, I'm in her butt
The rent-a-cop's cunt food
Bitch waving her tits out the sunroof
"Who's driving this motherfucker?"
I dunno, some dude, who cares man? fuck you
Grab an Irish Cream from out the bar
Make women Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Stoned as Pompeii, sucking that Bombay
Fuck what you were gonna say, pass that
Cuz I just wanna put my penis in her ass crack
And move it up and down like the Nasdaq
Me? I'm Berlusconi at a bunga-bunga
It'll hurt you only the first time I tongue ya
Cuz they brought me girls who's ages was under
And to each one I said "younger! younger!"
[Verse 2: PiGPEN & Cashlin]
Yo Cashlin (yeah Pen?)
You know that chick that works down at the Baskin
Robbins? You know that one that hot one?
That hipster chick with the eclectic fashion
(Yeah I fucked her last week, now my pubes rashin')
(I fucked her so hard she thought I was a man of passion)
(I just wanted to cum and I did on her glasses)
(She was just a skeevy hipster boney white assed bitch)
Is that what you imagined when you were jackin'
Off, I know you haven't talked to Jasmine
(Imagine? You think I like the pussy I've been havin'?)
(Ask the bitch yourself I'll get better ratings than Mad Men)
Well if it happened like that then, It shouldn't matter
That I fucked her ass in the back of her Datsun
(Damn that's hot, I'll think of that when I'm fappin')
Screw that I'll bring her over, lets get some action!
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