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New York City is located along the Northeastern coast of the United States.

The borough of Queens, where Action Bronson is from, is located on the island of Long Island. It’s the easternmost borough in NYC.

Action figures are known for having exaggerated bodies that aren’t representative of real human anatomy. They often appear more muscular than humanely possible.

Chino XL says that he has the type of muscles that action figures have, that under normal circumstances, wouldn’t be considered realistic. He’s a superhuman in that regard.

It’s a tradition that whenever somebody greets the Pope, they’re supposed to kiss his ring as a sign of respect. Chino XL believes that he too is worthy of that type of respect.

Bangkok is the capital of Thailand. It’s known for it’s thriving prostitution ring. Action Bronson occasionally enjoys the company of a cheap, $40 Bangkok hooker in NYC.

Action Bronson and his girl would share lo mein, which are Chinese noodles that contain vegetables with meat or seafood. A popular choice at the corner Chinese food spot.

Afterwards, they’d take a ride on the A Train in NYC, that goes from Upper Manhattan to Brooklyn and Queens.

The A Train goes to Rockaway beach in Queens, a popular summer destination.

As a result of being broke and hungry, Matta Ov Fact had to cook and fry his own pet ferret.

Former professional wrestler, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, famously said these lines on his appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show in 1992.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMDZihE-KrA

If you grew up poor in the inner cities of New York City, then you know about opening up the fire hydrants and playing in the streets, wetting up cars that drove by, wetting the shirt of the girl you liked. Fun inner city, summer shit.

Queens, NYC is known for being the most ethnically diverse area in the entire world with a population of over 2.2 million people, 48% of whom are foreign-born. Representing over 100 different countries and speaking over 138 different languages.

It doesn’t matter if you want a yellow shorty (Asian chick) or a chocolate shorty (Black chick).

The New York Yankees baseball team play at Yankees Stadium. It’s located on 1 East 161st Street in the Bronx, NYC.

Not too far away, also along 161st street, is the Bronx Family Court. Bronson had some personal issues to tend to over there, shit was aggravating as hell.