PuKe King – Take One For The Team Lyrics
"C'mere, take one for the fucking team, ye camel toe."
"Keep your friends close"
[Verse: PuKe King]
Goges McDodes goads folks on so they don't like him like he likes soap
He don't, oh no, no he don't, oh no, he don't
He likes anime, he has no mates, he masturbates to videotapes
Of his classmates when they were "fresh" he ain't straight, nah straight jailbait
(Fucking jailbait "really?")
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"
[Verse: Gee to the Pee]
When I first met you, thought I would let you
Be that guy, least I could try
Not give you that eye, black as nigh
Make you cry, teeth could fly
My oh my, it makes me sigh
It makes me sigh
You dissed the team, it's Jeffrey calling, not plugged us yet plans are falling
All in, evil remains, all in, your glass will break
Shine on through the colour, brother bummer, Goges McDodes, there is no other
Smells like death I wonder, is he dead or is it blood, huh?
G McD, you smell like pee, stay away from the nursery
Please I plea, you will see, he like Bruce Lee and ani-me
Dogs are free, watch him flee, up a tree, death's the key
To his chi
Want free candy? He ain't manly
He's just faggy, he attacked me
Nostrils burning while he's yearning
For homosexual renown he's earning
"But your enemies closer"
Stee oh stee, let me be. Why the fuck would they let you free?
You smell like brie, it's not my cup of tea, like rats to the flea
Goges says "bro", steve say "ho", they like to chug, toe to toe
On they go like a co-presented show, put on a show, two words: camel toe
Hardly Scarface, more like arse taste from his brother or his dad eh?
I B.S but he don't eat breakfast, not enough time after Steven's seconds
He is wreck-ed, his life is hectic, falling asleep for millions of seconds
He gets head aches cos of Voldemort's growing, but he'll no come near cos he pretends he doesn't know him
(I don't know him "muggle")
Grass is green, sky is blue, this is true but not for you
Your life is shit, please just sit, listen to this we ain't taking the piss
Swing and a miss
When babies are born, they smack their bum, but for you they smacked your mum
Then your dad, made him mad, your mum should swallow your dad's sorrow
Johnny's are free, no need to borrow (nae need) home boy
"And that's a wrap"
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