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Here the attendant makes a stupid pun to get on MFVoltron’s nerves. As many users of RapGenius will know, fish is a slang term for hip-hop’s most noted drug (and a personal favorite of Clapton)…

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The fury in this moment should be somewhere along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2bv6k3cjrc

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Cold as hell tone taken here, making it clear that not only is this attendant familiar with MFVoltron, but also that the two may not be on the friendliest of terms.

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The Nokia 3310 is an old as dirt model of cell phone. While obsolete in many ways, it is known to this day for it’s weight and durability. (Some of Nokia’s other models have even stopped bullets). MFVoltron would possess one of these not out of poverty (as he owns a castle), but as a testament to his strength.

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So…

• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
• The Colbert Report
• Real Time with Bill Maher
• The stand-up of George Carlin

Did not exist until now?

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Well the difficulty in finding non-partisan comedians is intense, mainly because most comedians talk about their politics. Although since Rush would have preferred a right-wing comedian, once can refer to Stewart Lee over in the UK who spoke on the matter, mainly noting that (at least across the pond) conservative stand-up comedians don’t exist.

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At this point, the officer pulling a drunken Mr. Jack over has asked him to do what any policeman would: “Get out of your car”. Of course Mr. Jack, being drunk and wily, gets his Ice Cube on and starts yelling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2YgZX9Thm0

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Mouthwash contains a small amount of alcohol for the purpose of cleaning your mouth out. However, hardcore alcoholics may down it to get a buzz. Thus in this instance, Mr. Jack’s eyes are red from downing alcohol. Given the chorus' mention of being on the side of the highway, it’s likely Mr. Jack has been pulled over by a cop, who is now asking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmoyk02YF7g&feature=youtu.be&t=9s

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Slight change in this chorus. Whereas in the first chorus it was “save her ass”, here it changes to “save my ass”. Thus indicating all the smack and prostitution from before have officially landed the narrator in hot water, and he can no longer “see the shore” as some would put it.

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The “tapeworm” here, being the matter of the addiction. Like a tapeworm, the drug addiction feeds off of a person in parasitic fashion, demanding where you go, what you do, what you eat, etc.

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We gonna do this again this year?

Well this was significantly less Sean Hannity like than I was expecting.

We have to write a sequel to this. Or maybe a whitehat prequel, I dunno, this is just too fucking cool.

"Cue any song from Disc 1 of" (LieutenantShinySides – It's Not About The Coke: The Rap Genius Story) | pending

Am I the only one who thinks this is weird?

Awww man. And here I was coming into this hoping they were blaming OF’s lyrics so I could systematically tear this apart.

inb4 CAC jokes on the forums.

Really? Is this dick still trying?

Am I the only one who thought Ryan Lewis looked ridiculous in that suit?