[Intro: Dispatcher]
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[Hook: RĀLÏ]
Double cup my Styrofoam
Sip until my mind blown
Groupie called my iPhone tryna get a ride home
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

In another time zone
So I get my shine on
Message from a fine ho, trying to spend the night?
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

[Verse I: RĀLÏ]
I go retarded go stupid
This beat go harder than Rubik's Cubes
Got my target on losers
The flow is bonkers so you should go nuts

Losing my noodles
When I'm exchanging to Rubles
From U.S. Dollars now holla
In Russia waving toodles to you fucks

I'm chocked full of swag
Money on my mind, you not getting cash
School of the hard knocks, top of the class
Pussy ass nigga, get popped in the ass

Weak ass nigga, you soft in the ass
I'm a fly ass nigga, stay poppin the tags
Go to the mall, throw it all in the bag
My bitch give brain like a Harvard grad

Am I steezed or what?
Swallow whenever she sees a nut
Call me whenever she needs to nut
Ball so hard, I don't need to jump

2 foul shots, you need to duck
I heard you a G, what's up?
Well hollow tips turn G's to punks
I'm so fly you can't see what's up. (Now)
[Hook: RĀLÏ]
Double cup my Styrofoam
Sip until my mind blown
Groupie called my iPhone tryna get a ride home
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

In another time zone
So I get my shine on
Message from a fine ho, trying to spend the night?
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

[Verse II: RĀLÏ]
Monkey see, monkey do
So when she see this banana, guess what she do?
You damn right
So I whip that pussy like egg whites
Beat that pussy like dead Ike
And hit that shit till the daylight. (Uh)

What's cracking baby?
Don't you wanna climb my mountain baby?
Might need to call my accountant lady
Money so long need a calculator

Fuck what ya heard
Your boy is a genius, fuck with a nerd
Came from the hood, but I live in the burbs
I go in raw when I'm fucking the world, word

Swagger? Check
My bags don't have to check
Nigga I'm fly as hell
I think I'm a private jet

Cause I keep to myself
Buried alive, you screaming for help
Carry that heat if you fiending to melt
My goons stay strapped
Like seats to the belt
Yep
[Hook: RĀLÏ]
Double cup my Styrofoam
Sip until my mind blown
Groupie called my iPhone tryna get a ride home
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

In another time zone
So I get my shine on
Message from a fine ho, trying to spend the night?
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

[Bridge: RĀLÏ]
(Okay)
Cartier's on my eyes
Payday on my mind
Fine as wine
Haters far behind
Tell them get in line
On my grind
Money to be made
Pussy to be tamed
Oh my god
If you in my way, I ain't switching lanes
You will die

Cartier's on my eyes
Payday on my mind
Fine as wine
Haters far behind
Tell them get in line
On my grind
Money to be made
Pussy to be tamed
Oh my god
If you in my way, I ain't switching lanes
You will die!

Fuck is up? My account
Before you roll it up, break it down
Beat it up, then lay her down
If I make it rain, you will drown

[Hook: RĀLÏ]
Double cup my Styrofoam
Sip until my mind blown
Groupie called my iPhone tryna get a ride home
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

In another time zone
So I get my shine on
Message from a fine ho, trying to spend the night?
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone
You can't get me, but you can get the dial tone

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[Outro Skit]
Smokey: Yeah, I got yo money and I don't appreciate you sending yo punk ass, busta ass, Jheri curl ass friends to shoot at me and my homie. They'd liked to got dealt wit!
Big Worm: First of all, don't be calling here like you some straight up G cause I'll cut yo balls off and hand em to you partner! I had to warn you too many times about my money Smokey. It's the principle of the whole thing! It's principalities in this!
Smokey: Well um... yeah, hey. I got your money anyway. And you sell that shit yourself next time, cause I'm going to rehab. I'm through with this shit. (flicks lighter) I WAS JUST BULLSHITTING! AND YOU KNOW THIS MAN!