Crush with Eyeliner Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
Walking down the street
Will I never meet her?
She's a real woman-child
Oh, my kiss breath turpentine

[Chorus]
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Have you seen her come around?
My crush with eyeliner

[Verse 2]
I'm in like
I'm infatuated

It's all too much pressure
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (You faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm inventive, too, yeah
[Chorus]
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves
And, uh, you know me

[Guitar Solo]
Yeah

[Verse 3]
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention (She's her own invention)
That gets me in the throat
What can I make myself be?
Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)
What can I make myself be? (Faker)
To make her mine?

[Chorus]
I am smitten
I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
My kiss breath turpentine
My crush with eyeliner

[Chorus]
I am smitten
You know me (Yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein
My crush with eyeliner
[Chorus]
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner

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About

Genius Annotation

“Crush With Eyeliner” is the second track on R.E.M.’s ninth studio album, Monster. It was released as the album’s fourth single and featured a Spike Jonze-directed music video.

Like much of Monster, the song is a distortion heavy grunge-meets-glam number about identity and authenticity. Thurston Moore provided backing vocals and additional guitar.

Of its sound, Matthew Perpetua wrote:

Peter Buck’s exaggerated tremolo effect on the song is perhaps the most iconic sonic element on the record, and its colorful, cartoonish sound ranks among the most distinct guitar tones in a decade overflowing with inspired noise–makers. The oscillations come in a woozy intervals that recall the image of waves of heat rising off of concrete on an oppressively humid summer day, and it lends the song a stoned, slightly aloof feeling that fits nicely with Stipe’s intensely self-aware lyrics.

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What did R.E.M. say about "Crush with Eyeliner"?
Genius Answer

“Crush With Eyeliner” was inspired by ‘70s glam rock, according to Michael Stipe:

It’s one of several ‘glam’ songs that we wrote, “The Wake-Up Bomb” or “Supernatural Superserious” being the only others I can think of right now. T. Rex, Slade, The New York Dolls, and Iggy were huge influences on all of us. It’s like The Monkees, Archies and the Banana Splits inspiring “Stand” and “Shiny Happy People.” It was bound to come out of us.

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