[Verse 1: Roosh]
Watchin Space Jam on a VHS,got BIG bumpin out my tapedeck
They don’t understand it, I figured that they wouldn’t
Confused that an Iranian is spitting how he shouldn’t
Mr. Roosh Williams, nice to make acquaintances
Fuckedem all, ranging from flight attendants to waitresses
Christians, even midgets to women that’s in relationships
Rich hoes thatll take you to dinner and pay for it
Allow me if I may admit, dogg im on my player shit
Do it broke as fuck I keep my 20s by the paper clip
So if you hatin homie go ahead and save the lip
Im livin a life that I really wouldn’t trade for shit
And that’s the short of it, sippin on imported shit
Higher than I need to be pondering Earth’s origins
Got the formula for greatness if I pour it in
And everybody takes a sip then competition forms within
Sittin ducks in the pond word to Oregon
Once I shoot them mofuckas dead then im bored again
Yea, so lemme switch this shit up
Shout goes out to Pairadime, every day im lit up
Everyday I get up, feelin like Marvin
No not the martian, im talmbout Zindler
Unhh and that’s my mofuckin stee-lo
Hard wood laid Roosh Willy home depot
You can try to vote but I promise it’ll get vetoed
Keep spittin man chances slimmer than a keyhole
Nasty like some B-O, green light G-O
Fixin to make my dreams reality like Mr 3-4
You know, so who the fuck was talking slick
Bet his head leakin like a faucet drip
No sir I am not a killa but you push the wrong button and you’ll end up in a coffin quick
I’m Devin Hester if you punt that
Couple jukes then I’m gone with the run back
Mind sharper than a thumbtack
I like my pockets similar to my blunt wraps, fulla green
Yeah, and if I’m in it then I’m pushin clean
If your bitch ass ain't with it find a different