[Verse 1]
You got me buying shoes and perfume for you
But it's okay cause you're so cute
Can I buy a drink and food for you?
Oh, you want dessert? I'll get a cookie, too
Look at you, I'm so gobbledy-gook, you got me shook--
Oh, I'll take you to the movies, too
Put gas in your car and tune it up, too
Get a room with a view? Über beaucoup?
To the tune of two hun--okay, hun
If you're giving me some that I'll stay mum
I'll play dumb while you say, "Yum!"
Expensive restaurants, gas, and clubs
Fashion Bug, jewelry, and pumps
Christmas, Valentines, birthdays, and gum
I don't mind long as you make me cum
What do you mean we're breaking up?
While you been

[Hook]
Spendin' my money, spendin' my money
Spendin' my money, spendin' spendin' spendin' spendin'
Spendin' my money, spendin' my money
Spendin' my money, spendin' spendin' spendin' spendin'

[Verse 2]
What does she mean she's had enough?
She's adding up and I'm subtracting funds (sheesh)
Took all my credit cards and maxed them up
I lost it all and saved half as much
You're the fucking reason I don't have so much
Saying I have no career cause you cashed my bucks
And consumed my time
And all I ever did was smack your butt and ask to fuck
You got the shoes and the shirts and jeans and jewels
Got the meals on wheels and the drinks and food
Trips to hotels that a beach includes
Airplanes, car rentals, and a Disney cruise
College education I never got to go full
Left me alone in a home with a home loan
Oh, you know what though?
For all the aggravation, you can go home, ho

[Hook]