[Verse 1: Vandal]
Nah I ain't the Joker, why so serious?
Scarecrow flow got you niggas so delirious
I'm curious, most of these fellas on they periods
They flow got stopped 'cuz of paper and they furious
The silliest, the prettiest, only like the wittiest
I'm all about my cream, someone show me where the titty is
The grittiest, man I swear this flow is a coincidence
I'm selling purp to make some green, clowning on my Gotham ish
I'm proud of it, I'm out of it, turn this up how loud it get?
I'm jumping out the window, I bet Batman ain't as fly as this
What time is it? I'm clocking it, how big do his pockets get?
He stuff 'em like a clown car, laughing to deposit it
Where Robin at?, I'm robbing em, two shots with the silencer
I warned you I'm a villain now it's time to meet the problem

[Verse 2: Einstein]
E-I-N-S-T-E-I-N.... Drop that
Call me the joker, no need for a goon or a goblin
I'm running Gotham without a problem
Call up Batman and Robin and tell 'em I'm robbing the bank
Inside of an insane asylum
Let me catch my breath, oxygen tank is needed
Running this town, no paraplegic, I'm the reason Batman screamin'
Poppin' the wheels of the Bat Mobile, keep on asking, "Why so serious?"
Keep fearing us, we furious, who running it? Clearly us
All these obstacles seem optical when you're a one man arsenal
Adding another couple more seems optional cause I can blow up an entire hospital
Ah, ask Two Face, don't let me start, matter of fact here's my card
I'm the J-o-k-e-r, don't make me add on a couple scars
Allow me to put Batman and Robin back into their place
Sadly enough it's gonna be the one time they're not able to save the day
I'm the villain of the year, I'm the one that you fear
I could make this pencil disappear
But wait.... Let's put a smile on that face