[Verse 1]
I don't want to go and party
I don't want to shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggy for a walk
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I don't want to do a bong load
And go and wrench on the car
I don't want to hose the dog shit down
'Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed

[Chorus]
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

[Post-Chorus]
Keep on skankin', Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming for us all to pay, hey

[Verse 2]
I don't want to watch no porno
And I don't want to play guitar
I don't want to spank the monkey
I don't want to go down to the corner bar

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And I ain't even gotta listen
To all the stupid shit you got to say
I don't want to do a god damn thing
I don't wanna, wanna leave my bed today

[Chorus]
I don't want, I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't want, I don't wanna leave my bed today

[Break]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[Post-Chorus]
Keep on skankin', Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming for us all to pay

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus 3]
I don't wanna eat burritos
Or read about O.J
No, I don't want to get a head rush
'Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today

[Chorus]
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today
I ain't gettin', I ain't gettin' out of bed today

[Bridge]
I ain't got to leave my bed, today
No, no, no, no, no, no
No way, no way, no way
No, way

[Post-Chorus]
Keep on skankin', Ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming for us all to pay

[Instrumental Outro]