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Andy Kaufman Theory Lyrics

[Produced by The Audible Doctor]

[Intro] x2
Somebody told me if this the way of the world we all sinning
Doc walk through flames to leave y'all engulfed in them
Doc walk through flames and leave y'all engulfed in them
Doc walk through flames...

[Hook] x2
I think they Andy Kaufman, big Latka
Making millions while they fucking up the game proper
Can't be real with that shit you saying you must be playing
The whole world in a hoax folks fucking for payment

[Verse 1]
I'm agitated they fabricated like Tony Clifton
But got enough folks willing to fold and throw their chips in
The whole mission to trick the whole system
Assisted by those missing the point like broke scissors
Bitch you sloppy in the cut like they fixed it with no stitches
Yeah we all stars but not the type that you wanna wish on
Calling all cars Doc just went rouge the globe's shifting
To a climate where they won't rewind it more inclined to skip it
Shit it's not a hobby this is my world and I'm bobby
Probably big wheel on you hoes no deal bitch call me Howie
How he kicking all these flows for real he sounding godly
Probably cuz he eating sloppy cats for lunch like salami
I'll be waiting in the wings while you waiting in the lobby
Never signed a deal to win cuz I know it ends in robbery
Obviously you gotta be properly prepared to rock with me
These new cats just hit the lottery and make a mockery
[Hook] x2

[Verse 2]
They think they fly so they acting like Vic Ferrari
These new kids don't wanna play my shit like it's Atari
Music's the heart of me so when you speak retardedly
And hardly making sense every sentence offends a part of me
It's hard to see the reason in what they releasing honestly
Unless it's comedy they laugh to the bank while you cop CDs
I drop to knees and pray to god my favorites all survive disease
That syndrome that hits when you get on and deads the live MCs
But I'mma rise like yeast with or without a contract,
Gripping upon my ball sack like shit well you can sign these
And you can find me declining the call back
Reclining and all that like my studio got palm trees
My palm freeze cuz what I write is colder than cool
That tool they use to sell you on that whole lifestyle you choose
But I refuse to buy into it it's clearly a joke
Like the emperor's new clothes the whole world in a hoax

[Hook] x2

[Outro]
Somebody told me if this the way of the world we all sinning
Doc walk through flames to leave y'all engulfed in them
Doc walk through flames and leave y'all engulfed in them
Doc walk through flames...

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