Lazy Sunday 2 Lyrics
[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
Lazy Sunday
Slept right through my alarm
Activate Siri and say “Call Parns"
Who dis?
It’s me, man
Yo Samberg, kick facts
Tonight is the night
Broadway? Sister Act
The show’s not ’til later
Let’s murk some brunch
I know a cute French place
Meet me outside Crunch
My core is ripped
That workout was trill
Man I can almost taste those mimosas for real
The menu changes at three
We’d better start jammin’
I love to have brunch more than McAdams loves Channing
[Break: Chris Parnell]
Dubstep
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
Two fifty-nine
Made it on a technicality
Eggs benedict
No yolk
Less calories
The plating is cray
I detect sage butter
How you wanna pay Chris?
Go Dutch, motherfucker!
Lazy Sunday
Slept right through my alarm
Activate Siri and say “Call Parns"
Who dis?
It’s me, man
Yo Samberg, kick facts
Tonight is the night
Broadway? Sister Act
The show’s not ’til later
Let’s murk some brunch
I know a cute French place
Meet me outside Crunch
My core is ripped
That workout was trill
Man I can almost taste those mimosas for real
The menu changes at three
We’d better start jammin’
I love to have brunch more than McAdams loves Channing
[Break: Chris Parnell]
Dubstep
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
Two fifty-nine
Made it on a technicality
Eggs benedict
No yolk
Less calories
The plating is cray
I detect sage butter
How you wanna pay Chris?
Go Dutch, motherfucker!
[Hook: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
Go to Sister Act
Like a pistol whack
Buck wild in the streets
Off a sixer pack
We go to Sister Act
Like we got racks on racks
‘Cause once you buy ‘em
You can’t give your tickets back
[Spoken Interlude: Andy Samberg & Chris Parnell]
Yo, hold up, hold up
Hey, yo, Chris, we’re gonna have to hit ‘em with some new shit for 2012, my dude
So why don’t you drop it on ‘em like right now?
Allow me to reintroduce myself
[Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
My name is Parns
P to the A-arns
Scooping bargains
Up at all the Pottery Barns
Young Sandwich and I came to catch reck
Still waitin’ on a fucking YouTube check
Don’t mess with Magnolia ’cause the line’s too long
Plus it bumps with my cleanse
Now back to the song
Yo, peep the marquee
They some funny ass nuns
We got ninety-nine problems
But this sitch ain’t one
Sneak in the flask
Filled with sweet Vermouth
We take more shots in the theater
Than John Wilkes Booth
Flip-up binocs
‘Cause we’re cultural mavens
Lights dim and we scream out
That’s so Raven
Go to Sister Act
Like a pistol whack
Buck wild in the streets
Off a sixer pack
We go to Sister Act
Like we got racks on racks
‘Cause once you buy ‘em
You can’t give your tickets back
[Spoken Interlude: Andy Samberg & Chris Parnell]
Yo, hold up, hold up
Hey, yo, Chris, we’re gonna have to hit ‘em with some new shit for 2012, my dude
So why don’t you drop it on ‘em like right now?
Allow me to reintroduce myself
[Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
My name is Parns
P to the A-arns
Scooping bargains
Up at all the Pottery Barns
Young Sandwich and I came to catch reck
Still waitin’ on a fucking YouTube check
Don’t mess with Magnolia ’cause the line’s too long
Plus it bumps with my cleanse
Now back to the song
Yo, peep the marquee
They some funny ass nuns
We got ninety-nine problems
But this sitch ain’t one
Sneak in the flask
Filled with sweet Vermouth
We take more shots in the theater
Than John Wilkes Booth
Flip-up binocs
‘Cause we’re cultural mavens
Lights dim and we scream out
That’s so Raven
[Hook: Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell & Both]
Go to Sister Act
Like a pistol whack
All up in the theater
Like aristocrats
We gonna Sister Act
Like we got racks on racks
‘Cause once you buy ‘em
You can’t give your tickets back
[Outro: Andy Samberg & Chris Parnell]
On these New York streets
I honed my fake rap penmanship
That’s how it began
And that’s how I’ma finish it
Go to Sister Act
Like a pistol whack
All up in the theater
Like aristocrats
We gonna Sister Act
Like we got racks on racks
‘Cause once you buy ‘em
You can’t give your tickets back
[Outro: Andy Samberg & Chris Parnell]
On these New York streets
I honed my fake rap penmanship
That’s how it began
And that’s how I’ma finish it
About
Genius Annotation
This song is the long awaited sequel to “Lazy Sunday.” That song dealt with going to see a movie, whereas “Lazy Sunday 2” deals with the same men seven years later going to see a Broadway musical. Through their years in New York City, they are more mature and much wiser to how to partake in entertainment in the city. Their tastes have changed from waking up late in the afternoon to see a movie, to waking up earlier for their musical, brunch, and a work out. Ultimately, the guys are more refined than in “Lazy Sunday” but no less apt to spit raps all across New York.
Q&A
Find answers to frequently asked questions about the song and explore its deeper meaning
- 1.Lettuce
- 2.Lazy Sunday
- 5.The Tangent
- 7.Doppleganger
- 8.Laser Cats
- 9.My Testicles
- 10.Peyote
- 11.Andy Walking
- 12.Cubicle Fight
- 13.Harpoon Man
- 14.Pep Talk
- 15.Dick In a Box
- 16.Laser Cats! 2
- 17.Nurse Nancy (Missing Lyrics)
- 18.Body Fuzion (Missing Lyrics)
- 19.Andy Popping Into Frame (Missing Lyrics)
- 20.Business Meeting (Missing Lyrics)
- 22.Roy Rules! (Missing Lyrics)
- 23.Talking Dog (Missing Lyrics)
- 24.Iran So Far
- 36.Space Olympics
- 39.Ras Trent
- 42.Jizz In My Pants
- 47.I’m On a Boat
- 50.Like a Boss
- 51.Motherlover
- 59.Shy Ronnie
- 66.Boombox
- 70.Great Day
- 74.I Broke My Arm
- 79.I Just Had Sex
- 81.The Creep
- 86.Jack Sparrow
- 94.Best Friends
- 101.Lazy Sunday 2
- 102.YOLO
- 104.Hugs
- 107.Natalie’s Rap 2.0
Credits
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Release Date
May 19, 2012
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