Twiztid – Hound Dogs Lyrics


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(Violent J)
Hound dog ass muthafucka…
Raise up off my nizzos
Get off my nuts!
Get off me bitch!

Verse 1-Shaggy 2 Dope

Shit, muthafuckin hound dogs, WHAT?
Swingin from my balls so hard, it's like I got a third nut
And look, I don’t care who you know, bitch
Lookin fine, get the FUCK to the back of the line
Lyin to hoes, sayin you my cousin
Like my momma and your momma are sisters or somethin
Oh yeah, we down, go ahead, let 'em in…
BLAH!!!!!!! Knuckle hammers to the chin

Be down with me and I’ll be down back
Put my dick in your mouth? You’re gonna hear your neck snap (CRACK!)
In fact ho, FUCK out my bus!
Ask questions like a mutt but ain’t down to fuck? (NO)
You see ‘em go, you see ‘em go, you see ‘em come again
From my dick to Twiztid's dick, and then
To Violent J's dick to Blaze's Dick, try to grope us with they paws

Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Hound dogs ain't got shit to say
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone


Verse 2- Monoxide Child

What's the whole meanin of a hound dog? (What?)
Butt sniffin, dick lickin, all kinda rub y’all

I’m in a club, smokin on a square
Step on out to get a little fresh air
But I can't do that, I get attacked like a cardiac
People rushin front to back, they’re like “Sign that.”

Ain't nothin wrong with givin me props
But actin like the punk ass cops
And swingin off my nuts has gotta stop

Walk around, spreadin rumors like you know
Sayin shit you heard me tell a ho, after a show
Homie, I don’t play that shit one bit
Fuck around and get your head cut off rite quick

Psychopathic bitch boy, peep the axe
Specializing in splittin the hound dog backs
Plottin against the whole world in fact
So get off my dick, and I’m out like that!


(Jamie Maddrox)
Alright y’all
(Some bitch)
Wait, come here!
Oh my God, you don’t remember me?
(Jamie Maddrox)
(Some Bitch)
I had a crush on you for like, nine years…
(Jamie Maddrox)
I don’t know you fat bitch!
(Some Bitch)
It's me, Jenny!
I sat behind you in Ms. Croberry's chemistry class
(Jamie Maddrox)
Bitch I ain’t even go to school!
(Some Bitch)
No, I’m saying if you were to sit there it would have been the shit…
Umm…you think you could sign my shirt?

Verse 3- Violent J

Hehehehehe yeah
I remember school. Hoes back then was like "Joe Bruce? Ewwww!"
Years pass by, and look I’m a star
Now all them hoes like "Joe Bruce? Ahhhh…"
I’m still that nerdy ass voodoo nut
Now I got hound dogs sniffin my butt

I could have a worm hangin out of my dick hole
And they’d be like "Well I think it's cute though hehehehe…"
Miss me with all that, I ain't changed any
Look at me, I make Big Pun look skinny
I’m ugly as FUCK, resembling a Klingon
Hoes still let me get my ding-a-ling-a-swing on

What up with these pop kids buyin my shit?
Mainstream groupies, get off my dick!
I wanna see REAL Juggalos at shows
FUCK these Backstreet richy fake hoes!

Chorus X2

Verse 4-Blaze

Y'all don’t even know who the fuck I am
Yet bitches like "Who’s his friend?" Goddamn!

My lips is crusty, my feets is musty
Lift up my nuts and my inch is dusty

I ain't had pussy in eleven years
I been dead, ain't nobody sheddin tears
Look bitch, I don’t give a fuck about fame
Glock cocked for you bitches, cause I’m married to the game

Ain't no shame to the shit I speak
Slap hound dog bitches in they face for weeks, freak

I see you hatin on my Raiders cap
When back in the day you was all about that. (Sure was)
Shot that ass out back in ‘89
Buried wearin Locs and this clock of mine

Rose from the dead with the Lotus clique
My guns played out, and I ain't changing shit! (nope)


(Some Bitch)
Hey, aren't you Monoxide Child?

(Monoxide Child)
That's right bitch

(Some Bitch)
Right....the skinny o
My best friend John’s supposed to be cousins with you or something

(Monoxide Child)

(Some Bitch)
So like, I figured if you give me your phone number
I can give it to him, and maybe we can all hang out or something

(Monoxide Child)

(Some Bitch)
Whatever… Oh my god it's Blaze!

Verse 5- Jamie Madrox

You’s a hound dog bitch, allow me to smack your face
Ridin on my dick, now how my nuts taste?

Every place that I go somebody want a photograph
Or an autograph or “Can I get a dap?”
“How did y’all get started, y’all shit is really tight”
“And what be motivatin y’all to grab a pen and write?”
Listen hear lil bitch, I’m the killer in disguise
Twiztid muthafucka with the milk white eyes

I despise how you try to perpetrate like a Juggalo
But you ain't down, muthafucka, you’s a Jugga-ho
Hey ho you’re afraid of the facts
Never packin a gat, and always seen with an axe

Take another picture and I’ll break your jaw
I got an eighty pound punch for each and every one of y’all
Muthafuckas with the bitch ass hound dog face
My ass crack's exposed, go on ‘head and get a taste

Chorus X2

Verse 6- Violent J

Muthafuckin hound dogs muthafucka
I got more shit to say
Yo yo
It be the same hound dogs in different cities
Starin at me like I’m a set of titties
Autographin T-shirts, hats, and socks
And this bitch don’t even know Riddle Box

Real Juggalos don’t want no picture
They just walk up like "What up Ninja!?"
After that, they give a fuck where I’m headin
They're like “Fuck him, we’re lookin for neden.”

And I don’t need any more free tattoos
Got my arms looking like Motley Crue's
I can be talking to the finest bitch in the land
And you run up like "Hey, what up man?"
That's when I slap you right on the spot
And have Billy Bill beat you down in the parking lot

Do I think I’m better cuz neden comes easy?
Fo-sheezy, bitch!
Bottom line y’alls
Get off our balls
Psychopathic out like Biggie-Smalls

Can't fuck with Dark Lotus little Biiiiiitch!

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