turn a prude = a girl who never puts out
INTO
a worker at Prudent = well off job at a financial company
TO
a nudist = we fuck so much she’s always naked
INTO
a Buddhist = I help her find God within herself and turn her into a spiritualist
INTO
an opportunist = I give her newfound knowledge a real life application, showing her how to take advantage of the situations she’s put into
This line is a story.
I meet a shy college freshman, help her through this development stage in her life, got her on her feet (Job a Prudent) turned her into a freak at home (nudist) kept her care free, loving and appreciative of life by helping her find God in herself (Buddhist) but then gave her spiritual truths a real world application by showing her how to take advantage of the coincidences in her life and how to realize them more often.
Also a little wordplay
turn a (prude into)
-sounds like
a worker at (Prudent to)
:)