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Other rappers have paid Kardi to get on their tracks because they know that if people see Kardi’s name attached to their songs they will download it.

Cash crops are crops that are grown for product, as opposed to necessity for survival.

Marijuana is a Cash Crop

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Despite the relatively low-budget production of the album, Kardi feels his album is the dopest shit out there.

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Again, Kardi asserts his lyrical dominance. If you are foolish enough to go against him and his team, you will be lyrically murdered and upon destroying you Kardi will craft a heart-felt, handwritten card to send you with his “Best Regards.”

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Kardi has been consistently putting out dopeness (three projects prior to The Valedictorian) and his track record should prove that not only is he the next big thing but he can also buy whatever he wants at the mall due to his record sales.

Kardi in an Extra Large Polo with an Extra Large Pony

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When Kardi blows up, you will have the “Added On” Info in your iTunes for this single so that you can tell your friends that you’ve been fucking with Kardi since 2011 and confirm your great taste in music.

This particular song is a flex track where there is no real central idea, accept to spazz and deliver punchlines and flow to impress the listener and proves that Kardi got bars.

Artist Rendering Of Kardi Flexing

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Kardi’s prep school has made him attend tutoring sessions, because he is skipping classes like Ferris Bueller and his grades have suffered. However, this is all part of his master plan. Kardi has now seduced his, presumably foreign, tutor into giving him head (medula) while he’s smoking weed.

Picture of Kardi’s Tutor. She Went To Tufts.

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At the time of recording, Kardi was still in high school not giving a fuck like the iconic Matthew Broderick slacker character.

This song was originally released as a single, but later added to his album: The Valedictorian.

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A play on the words “Porridge” (POOR to RICH) which is what the deliciously bland breakfast item “Cream of Wheat” consists of.

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Reference to the greatest movie of all time: Space Jam. The Monstars were team of aliens who were freakishly athletic and big.

Shouts to Bill Murray

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Senior Week is usually the first week of summer at beach locales around the U.S. It’s a great place to find jailbait with great looks, little supervision and no morals.

Kardi does it right by making sure he stayed in a drunken haze that he won’t remember but his liver will.

Jailbait? Who Really Cares…

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