Dan Haggar is bassist for the new wave hip hop band from Jamaica Acmatic. Rob also portmanteaus his last name with lovable Viking comic strip character “Hagar the Horrible.” (Plateface mentioned earlier is a producer for Acmatic.) They are a handsome bunch.

@DanHaggar

Acmatic

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Play on the name of 9th Wonder-signed rapper and North Carolina native, Thee Tom Hardy, and his upcoming debut album “Doubting Thomas.”

@TheeTomHardy

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Brenton Duvall the beat wunderkind once tweeted that he would never make a beat for Diggy Simmons. We can only hope Diggy Simmons dies of meningitis soon.

@BrentonRules

Potomac Boys Club

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A reference to none other than Rap Genius editor-extraordinaire LoneXionc who wrote the definitive look at Michael Young History Saga within Lupe Fiasco’s discography.

Read: Lupe Fiasco: The Proust Of Rap

@LoneXionc

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Of all the heathens, Rob is the head honcho, the General Manager, The Big Cheese, etc. He is also an unbearable asshole.

@GM518630 is a rapper who has a free album entitled “Obnoxious.” The album also has a chopped and screwed version done by Mike G of Odd Future. Download that version here.

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FT Win = FTW = For The Win = A reference to high school buddy of Rob’s @FTWynn

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“Play Date” means fuck session. “Lady Lotus” means never healing hatchet wound aka vagina.

@godAWFULPBX is a dope rapper.

GodAWFUL songs on Rap Genius.
Check out his BandCamp for more!

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Instead of harmless grapes or messy spaghetti, Rob will throw hard dinnerware at people.

@IAmPlateface

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Any feelings of zen or peace will dissipate with a well-placed punch to your face. Zen is a type of MP3 player, if Rob steals it and runs you could call it a “Zen Dash”

@ZenDash

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Rob is a gentleman to ladies, but is not tolerant of deaf people. Rob proffers a solution the deaf people surplus. If Rob hadn’t put these lyrics on Rap Genius then he might not have had a problem with the deaf community because they would not have been able to hear this diss.

The reference here is @iRespectFemales who is the king simp of twitter. He ends his bio with “FYI Im deaf,” Rob pokes fun at this by telling everyone other obvious information about himself.

J Rob in High School During the SC State Championship Basketball Game (He’s The White One)

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