Hangovers are definitely the bane of anyone who has ever had a lot to drink in one night. You wake up, sore, stiff, and you feel like a chunk of 2x4 in Lowes.

Gin and Tequila are my go to liquors of choice. Either one of them will get me hosed.

For me, personally, it takes around 10 shots of something to either get me:
A. Lucid, as in I can look at problems and solve them.
B. Stupid, as in I can look at problems and do absolutely nothing about them and act like an idiot.

There’s definitely something very sinister to alcohol. It’s easy to get used to drinking and then hard to break the habit once you form it.

I thought I’d screwed up trying to do those lines, but it turned out alright.

Double reference, calling “your mom” a dog or a bitch.

Either nailed the last lines or your mom.

A reference to the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
One of the characters, Tuco, says this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wVznSHEWf8E

So, I’m saying that no one understands me (super edgy).
The laugh sample following me saying that is a sample from him laughing in the movie.

The shit I generally say is pretty dumb, but when I bring the wit it’s tight.

Ok, this is kind of a mess here. I’m referencing Kreayshawn’s hook and also throwing Hong Kong Phooey in there and then tying it up with the line, “Like who knew what he liked like Huey Lewis and the noobies.” Huey Lewis and the News have a song called “I Know What I Like”, so I’m referencing that in the sense by naming a bunch of arbitrary and shit and finishing it with, “No one knows what I like except for me.” The noobies line is basically a reference to Huey Lewis' band referred to as “The News” and, instead, I call them noobies because Huey Lewis basically headlined and put these noobs in the back.

The first line is a reference to Ferris Bueller skipping class and also my lack of attendance at school because I told “your mom” that I’d be prompt like a Brokaw sentence. I say be prompt like a Brokaw sentence because Tom Brokaw is a renowned journalist who reads prompt off a prompter. She rode the Cronkite train is another journalist reference and Cronkite had this mustache that he was known for—so, basically, I went down on “your mom”. And we fucked all night, and then I made it rain on her—Al Roker, renowned weather forecaster on Good Morning America, forecast rain that night.