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When you spit generic, hysterics present in mad numerics Bird Soup – 1Brain

When you try and go down on your girl all half-ass like, she gets butt hurt and goes ape-shit on your ass because you suck at giving cunnilingus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rClNG_-vZw4

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ToysR'Us is your girl's drawer,
Cause you draw the sword when the lyrics ain't raw Bird Soup – 1Brain

Your girl’s drawer is filled with a bunch of different dildos and vibrators because you whip your dick out when you haven’t even gone down on your girl.

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Deduce he rock a beard and flow like blood transfusions. Bird Soup – 1Brain

People eventually come to the conclusion that he has a pretty sweet beard and his flow is as smooth as a blood transfusion.

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Produce in seclusion, the fuck is this Soup kid Bird Soup – 1Brain

Bird produces all of his shit very secretly, without really showing anyone, even when he’s done. Hence, people asking, “Who the fuck is Bird Soup?”

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Seduce like illusions Bird Soup – 1Brain

Ever watch a magician do his tricks or illusions? Yeah, you get seduced by that shit, right?

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And I'll leave a spine broke like Philly Hell vs. poker Bird Soup – 1Brain

Phil Hellmuth sucks ass at poker. Seriously, this guy is the worst. Bird’ll leave your spine broken (or left with no money) like when Phil Hellmuth tries to play poker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYD6ZL0u7Ls

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added at March 7th, 2013 04:15
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Rock the inside biz like Martha and her broker, Bird Soup – 1Brain

Somewhat of a controversy a while back–Martha Stewart was taking inside information on stocks from her broker and she ended up getting busted. Bird has similar information but he doesn’t get busted for it.

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added at March 7th, 2013 04:14
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Make a bitch wet like I rock a super soaker, Bird Soup – 1Brain

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And I'll take a line like a coder Bird Soup – 1Brain

Bird’ll take a line like a programmer writes lines of code.

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Kill it, ashin' stashes, toss it to K. Nash, man, he smash shit. Bird Soup – 1Brain

Kill the damn bowl and get rid of your fucking stashes, idiots. Shit, toss it to Kevin Nash, dude’s a fucking wrestler, he’ll get rid of it.

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