I'm a chief like Squanto, Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Chief Squanto was a Patuxet Indian who assisted the pilgrims after their first winter in America.

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They can't censor me, cause if they try, the whole fucking song'll be a bleep Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

That would certainly be interesting to listen to. But hey, I’d still buy it.

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I'm a motherfucking beast off the leash Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

This beast?

Nahhhh

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Roll a J of Sour D, get twisted like a crazy straw Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Sour D, or Sour Diesel is a very high quality strain of marijuana.

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Repping for Connecticut, run and tell Kemba that Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Kemba Walker is a University of Connecticut basketball player. Webby is from Fairfield County, Connecticut.

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Rolling with aliens like Men in Black Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

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I'm talking E pills 'til I can't remember jack, shit Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Ecstasy pills in excessive use often lead to memory loss.

Wait what? (that was a joke. get it?)

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Three moves in Tetris? Nah, but I got a triple stack Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Three moves in Tetris stacking on top of each other. Triple stack = three stacks of money.

He’s referencing this

But referring to this:

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Cooking acid tabs into my omelet during breakfast Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Nothing like a wake n' brain fuck to start the morning!

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They can't see me, cause me see dyslexic Webster's Laboratory by Chris Webby

Get it? “See mee” switched is “me see.”

Dyslexia is a disorder involving the difficulty to read or interpret words, etc. It often involves the brain switching words or letters (i.e. Santa vs. Satan)

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