Don't you ever worry about your pastor being rivaled or worried or unsettled or unnerved. I sleep fine. Too many people worried about, uh, uh, uh - somebody the other day asked me, they, uh, this, this reporter, he said, um, "I heard that you," um, "that you wouldn't - that it'd be a cold day in hell before you get your theology from a woman." It'll be a cold day in hell before I get my theology from a woman. I'm a preacher. Was it "Mama called, Papa said"? No woman ever got me involved in ministry. I didn't follow a woman in the ministry. A woman didn't write this book. Not one woman wrote the scriptures right here! A man wrote the Bible! Got it from God! A man hung on the cross! His name is Jesus Christ! And God called a man to lead the church here! Hey! I'm glad I'm a man! The Pastor Sleeps Fine by Sage Francis

The pastor speaking here is disgraced Fundamentalist Baptist megachurch preacher Jack Schaap.

Watch the video from which the sample was taken here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqN9Oan3YnU

He was widely lambasted for sharing these views throughout the media. Not long after sharing them, Schaap was arrested and given 12 years for having sex with an underaged girl.

Here is a documentary called “Profaned Pulpit” that details Schaap’s rise to fall.

Sage is quoting Schaap here to show how very outmoded, gallingly sexist ideas are still very prevalent. A bit of a straw man, but hey, that straw man got a pretty good comeuppance.

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I was made into a monster courtesy of a Sage You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

Just as wise Dr. Frankenstein made his monster, Sage made B. Dolan a monster when he signed him to Strange Famous.

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Fuck battling, I'd rather take a layer off your face You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

Who says a lather and a blade can’t do that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F7TMlrDXtw

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As a hip-hopper without the stigma of stigmata You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

Clever line. Sage is an atheist rapper, and so doesn’t have the burden of being Christian. He can’t be pigeonholed so easily.

Interestingly, Providence, where Sage comes from, is the “least Bible-minded town in America”, according to the American Bible Society.

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I don't understand shit unless of course I lived it You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

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I'm so hot tamale, so chilly chill today You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

Word play on food names.

HAW HAW

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Stay straight-faced or go pop some molly
But there ain't no party like a Botox party
You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

It’s hard to keep a straight face with Botox.

Oh, and yes, Botox parties are real.

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We've widened the divide between the knows and the know nots You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

There are only two families in the world, the Haves and the Have Nots.

Miguel de Cervantes

Sage plays on the idiom “haves and have nots,” which refers to the rich and the poor and the ever-widening gap between the two. In fact, Oxfam recently released a report stating that SEVEN DOZEN rich people own as much as 3.5 BILLION poor people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM#t=72 Sage takes this idea further by stating that there’s more distance than ever between the educated and the uneducated. This distance can be attributed to the haves being able to afford college education and the have nots not being able to afford such an education, but also refers to those who choose to educate themselves and those who choose not to. He rapped a similar line on “Slow Down Gandhi”.

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Are they civilized, militarized, or just robots? You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

With drones in the sky and the NSA using seeking devices to monitor devices, who even are “the police” anymore? WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HATE?!

We know where this is leading

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Some boys in blue are cool, but I trust no cops You Can't Win by Sage Francis (Ft. B. Dolan)

Sage is no cop killer — he admits he knows there are good cops out there, but he still won’t trust them. Sage’s been taught well by Wu-Tang and Jasriti.

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