[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.]
CHANDLER: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, [Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye]... boom.
CHANDLER: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
JANICE: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
[She leaves.] CHANDLER: [to Phoebe] I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.
PHOEBE: Oh my god. [Chandler takes Phoebe's espresso and downs it.] How many of those have you had?
CHANDLER: Oh, I don't know, a million?
Friends (Ft. David Crane & Marta Kauffman) – The One With the East German Laundry Detergent