people try to do what Femi does but it wont work for them because there not Femi, there need to re calibrate the settings for themselves.

Keeping with the space theme Femi say’s that he makes his music seem easy but you should get caught up in his music and try and do what he does.

Femi jaye is so outta space that he is messing up Virgin Galatic extraterestial plans

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeQ2kK6TO9b-mgvo4HnRJbPbZlJXeWixv4WqvfaiEIjcz-xf0rq6BdUMdrgQ

Femi is never the victim of shizzle and his got that Noddy swag that flashes like Hilton hotel lights!

I’m joking ya’ll you know i love them two, team breezy and rih rih or what ever you call them

Femi gives the reason that he don’t do things with random girls, he knows random girls are usually the ones that will screw you over and bring to light the things you do. he compares this to the relationship turbulence between Chris Brown and Rihanna.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/762117/thumbs/o-RIHANNA-BUTT-GRAB-ASAP-ROCKY-570.jpg?2

oh there back together. wow, well you get the drift.

Femi shines like a star and has bars as sweet as willy wonka’s in his chocolate factory. Going back to the club, he notices that girls who are drunk tend to want him (he can’t get sober girls probably). And when there drunk they tend to tell Femi to do Volga things to them even before they’ve kissed him, but Femi don’t do crap like fisting girls … i think.

Femi Jayes name is Jordan Femi-Famakinwa, Nigeria LEGO!

rub it = rubbing
Suck it = sucking
fuck it = fucking
bucket = wide vagina