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A master class in the shit-eating grin of the future.
It IS a real term!
By far the funniest and best use of your next 5 minutes.
Broken down into helpful chapters and annotated by the world at large!.
If Chuck Klosterman decided to write a version of the worst defense lawyer that he could muster, a la Arrested Development, this is what you would get.
You know you want to…
The full statement in all of its subtext-filled glory.
I’m pimpin' wearin' LEMON!
To irritate LEMON, here’s a three-point ellipsis…
Shock, awe, and possible exploitation – oh my!