I have many pouches of fruit juice in the back of my automobile. Much like a mother attending a children’s soccer game.

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A Lean Cuisine is not enough to fulfill me, so I need something more substantial.

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I’m so sure that I will never die that doing heroin is no issue.

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She’s doing exercises to keep her vagina muscles tight while I’m simultaneously intercoursing with said muscles.

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I only fuck with girls who are in shape. Runner’s ass.

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If I were to pay my child support payments, I wouldn’t be flushed with cash and that simply won’t do.

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I Be Dopeness (i.e. The Mixtape’s title)

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Know that my penis is inside Clarissa mouth, she will find it much more difficult to explain herself.

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Now that legendary beat maker Kanye West is responsible for my production, girls will be more inclined to put my penis in their mouths.

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When I pleasure myself to the summer hits of the 90’s it almost always the band Sugar Ray.

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