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I’m getting as snarky at the contestants on a game show hosted by legendary frag queen Ru Paul.
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My penis stays limp during intercourse much like the character Bernie in the comedy Weekend at Bernie’s.
My penis has the girth of an overweight British singer.
I’m am so accomplished that two actors on the Nickelodeon show All That would be able to tell.
I’m getting oral sex from a fictional princess in a popular racing game.
So she actually said “Don’t Stop!”
And having sex with a Hot Pocket is more beneficial because having sex with a real women is very tedious with the amount of things you have to flick much like a children’s game.
The girl I’m having sex with is so cold, that having intercourse with a heated up Hot Pocket would be more pleasurable.
When people see the amount white powder I snort, they confuse me for legendary drug user Charlie Sheen.
Putting my money on a African-American girl makes it resemble a favorite southern cuisine.