I act a fool.

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I roll with a bunch of dudes. No vaginas for miles.

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I nickname my penis after a bike shop whose commercial claims to “bring out my best”. Bold statement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIFAcwqT9fY

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It’s 2012 and their going crazy.

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The mixtape’s name.

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They cannot walk after having intercourse with him.

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Gambino loves Armenians, but Dr. Delaware has stolen them from him.

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Lil Wayne’s newest mixtape Sorry 4 the Wait, which incidentally is what I say to my lady friends after I cannot ejaculate, was a little below my standards.

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Her vagina resembled everyone’s favorite Mexican inspired ice cream treat.

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His testicles are salty after a few days of not washing them but your lady friend does not seem to mind.

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