A smart header by Klaassen and Andersen scores his first goal for Ajax 1.

Gfycat

Beautiful goal that starts and ends with Veltman.
The assist was from Klaassen.

Gfycat

El-Ghazi gets sent away by Sigthorsson.
El-Ghazi passes it to Schone and it’s an easy tap in for the Dane.
First goal gfycat

Schone’s 2nd goal was another free kick.

Gfycat

Literal translation:

Pleuritis-dog, pleurisy-dog

Replaces the word:

Asshole, dick etc. (someone who annoys you)

In a sentence:

‘I’m taking a picture of your sister. She’s in the shower right now.’
-‘stop that! Pleurishond!’

Pronunciation

Literal translation:

Vagina-stuff, cunt-mess, a load of beaver?

Replaces the word:

load of crap (sometimes ‘damn it’.)

In a sentence:

Man, I just finished my homework on my laptop, but I forgot to save it all.
What a kutzooi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv0MLvYYP0g

Literal translation:

Liquorice Penis

Replaces the word:

Idiot, asshole, dick etc.

In a sentence:

‘I accidentally dropped that expensive vase you got’.
-‘Droplul!’

Literal translation:

Dickbiscuit, peniscookie, cockcake

Replaces the word:

Bullshit

In a sentence:

‘I had sex with Jessica Alba once’
-‘ahh…Lulkoek!’

How to pronounce it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GQrTKhBUvI&t=0m11s

1st save on Gfycat

2nd save on Gfycat
I reacted like that woman.

Good cross by El-Ghazi and Zivkovic scores his first goal for the first of Ajax.

Gfycat

1st goal was from a penalty
Gfycat

2nd goal:
Good long ball by Denswil and a perfect cross by Menig.
Easy header for Milik.
Gfycat