B.I.G.'s on the mic, call the undertaker Microphone Murderer (Demo) by The Notorious B.I.G.

Big’s about to start slaughtering wack MC’s and mics, so call the undertaker to start directing funerals.

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Don't call me, send a fax Smokin' That Shit by K.M.D. (Ft. Earthquake & Kurious)

Another throwback from Earthquake. He prefers fax letters over phone calls.
Although faxes are still used today by most businesses, these have pretty much been destroyed by scanning and emailing…

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Def rhymes on wax, Smokin' That Shit by K.M.D. (Ft. Earthquake & Kurious)

A blast from the past in these 2 lines:

Way back in the early stages of audio recording, records were put on wax. This was eventually replaced by vinyl.

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I snatch a ho bitch up, just like Dave, did The Chipmunks Smokin' That Shit by K.M.D. (Ft. Earthquake & Kurious)

Earthquake will find and take a “ho bitch” like Dave Seville found and took home The Chipmunks when he found them abandoned on his doorstep. Now they sing and shit.

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Microphone murderer, mass mayhem maker Microphone Murderer (Demo) by The Notorious B.I.G.

R.I.P. to any mic Biggie uses. He went so hard on the mic, he’d leave it defective, causing mayhem all over the globe.

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I got that O, N.B.A (Never Broke Again) by Joe Budden (Ft. French Montana & Wiz Khalifa)

O is a very important letter to Wiz Khalifa and stoner culture as a whole, because it means:

  • An ounce of weed

  • Blowing smoke rings

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If I were a lame
I'd talk shit to the hoes
Like you shouldn't fuck with that nigga
He ain't rich
I heard he really broke
If I Were A Lame by Wiz Khalifa

Common symptoms of a being a lame hater include: jealousy, and cockblocking, both of which Wiz captures perfectly in this verse. Why let other people have women when I can’t?

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No honestly I'd try and find someone else
And I'd make it seem like it's his fault
That I'm broke and can't get on
And he's doin' shit I can't do for myself
If I Were A Lame by Wiz Khalifa

He wouldn’t really kill himself, that’s a bit drastic. Instead, Wiz’d find someone else that’s living better, and go hate on him for lame Wiz living a lame life. Just like a lame.

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I'd look myself in the mirror
And shoot the first thing I seen
If I Were A Lame by Wiz Khalifa

Simply put, Wiz would rather kill himself then live a week as a lame.

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[Verse 1: Wiz Khalifa]
If I were a lame
Only just for a week
If I Were A Lame by Wiz Khalifa

This song is a funny interpretation of If I Were a Boy that Wiz threw on the tape for fun. Still dope.

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